one wish genie

7mmag6 · 07-21-2004, 12:03 AM

My wife sent me this

The One Wish Genie

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. Shepicked it up and rubbed it, and, low and behold, a genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got 3 wishes.

The genie said, "Nope....sorry. 3 wish genies are a story book myth.
I'm a 1 wish genie. So.....what'll it be?"

The woman did NOT hesitate.
She said..."I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "LADY, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for 500 years. I'm good, but not THAT good. I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable.

The woman thought for about a minute and said....."Well, I've neve been
able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun,
likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets
along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time and is faithful to
me. That is what I wish for.....a good man."
The genie let out a sigh and said...."let me see that !!!!ing map again!!!"

07-21-2004, 12:03 AM	#1
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337 Images: 1	one wish genie My wife sent me this The One Wish Genie A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. Shepicked it up and rubbed it, and, low and behold, a genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got 3 wishes. The genie said, "Nope....sorry. 3 wish genies are a story book myth. I'm a 1 wish genie. So.....what'll it be?" The woman did NOT hesitate. She said..."I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony." The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "LADY, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for 500 years. I'm good, but not THAT good. I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable. The woman thought for about a minute and said....."Well, I've neve been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time and is faithful to me. That is what I wish for.....a good man." The genie let out a sigh and said...."let me see that !!!!ing map again!!!"