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| Senior Member ![]() | Monday Morning Call in Sick A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she's not feeling well. "What's the matter?", he asks. "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What in the hell is anal glaucoma?" "Well, I just can't see my !!! coming to work today. " |
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