15 Things NOT to Say To a Cop When You are Pulled Over

Doglips · 07-28-2004, 06:42 AM

Im looking up ticket jokes for a co-worker that got one last night...thats why the thread of ticket type jokes.

15 Things NOT to Say To a Cop When You are Pulled Over (unless you realy enjoy pain):

15. No, YOU assume the position.
14. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!
13. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket?
12. No, offi, offic, Lucifer . . . I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.
11. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110 mph.
10. Back off, Barney, I've got a piece.
9. But officer, I've got 2 different drivers licenses from 2 different states! Pick 1.
8. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men!
7. On the way to the station let's get a six pack, oh don't forget the cig's!
6. You'll never get those cuffs on me . . . You Homo!
5. Come on write the !!!! ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
4. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen?
3. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
2. So that's what those yellow flashing lights in the school zone means!
1. What do you use those rubber gloves for, anyway?

colt45 · 07-28-2004, 09:08 AM

:insane: :insane: :insane:
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Indy7373 · 07-28-2004, 02:28 PM

Hee hee. I recently got my first ticket about a week ago. The cop pulled me over for 5 over. Not too expensive a ticket. Oh well, live and learn.

Shaun · 07-28-2004, 02:35 PM

:joker:

SexyRedXterra · 07-28-2004, 05:52 PM

I have an ignorant ex-bf who was pulled over twice in one month for speeding in his ugly Chevy Nove 87 (can you believe he sped in that piece of crap?). The second time I was with him, and he gave the cop attitude. Anyway, happy to say I dumped him........

07-28-2004, 06:42 AM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,090 Trader Rating: (0)	15 Things NOT to Say To a Cop When You are Pulled Over Im looking up ticket jokes for a co-worker that got one last night...thats why the thread of ticket type jokes. 15 Things NOT to Say To a Cop When You are Pulled Over (unless you realy enjoy pain): 15. No, YOU assume the position. 14. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special! 13. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket? 12. No, offi, offic, Lucifer . . . I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog. 11. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110 mph. 10. Back off, Barney, I've got a piece. 9. But officer, I've got 2 different drivers licenses from 2 different states! Pick 1. 8. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men! 7. On the way to the station let's get a six pack, oh don't forget the cig's! 6. You'll never get those cuffs on me . . . You Homo! 5. Come on write the !!!! ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes! 4. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen? 3. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me. 2. So that's what those yellow flashing lights in the school zone means! 1. What do you use those rubber gloves for, anyway?

07-28-2004, 09:08 AM	#2
colt45 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Occupied Territories of New York (Buffalo) Posts: 2,898 Trader Rating: (0)	:insane: :insane: :insane: :insane: :insane: :insane: __________________ "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity" -Sigmund Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis "If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective." - Ted Nugent "Self-defense is Nature's eldest law." -John Dryden

07-28-2004, 02:28 PM	#3
Indy7373 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Panhandle Florida Posts: 202 Trader Rating: (0)	Hee hee. I recently got my first ticket about a week ago. The cop pulled me over for 5 over. Not too expensive a ticket. Oh well, live and learn. __________________ When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns. MOLON LABE

07-28-2004, 02:35 PM	#4
Shaun Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 8,585 Trader Rating: (0)	:joker: __________________ "Homeland Security is the responsibility of an armed citizen" ME http://webpages.charter.net/s.s.v/

07-28-2004, 05:52 PM	#5
SexyRedXterra Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: NJ Shore and Western PA Posts: 1,206 Trader Rating: (0)	I have an ignorant ex-bf who was pulled over twice in one month for speeding in his ugly Chevy Nove 87 (can you believe he sped in that piece of crap?). The second time I was with him, and he gave the cop attitude. Anyway, happy to say I dumped him........ __________________ "God doesn't always do things on our schedule, but he's always right on time."