Subject: Cowboy

[Doglips]

Subject: Cowboy
> > >
> > > An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a
> > > drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman
> > > sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and
> > > asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
> > > He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life,
> > > breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos,
> > > fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay,
> > > doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats,
> > > working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess
> > > I am a cowboy."
> > > She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day
> > > thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the
> > > morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think
> > > about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I
> > > even think about women when I eat. It seems that
> > > everything makes me think of women."
> > > The two sat sipping in silence.
> > > A little while later, a man sat down on the other
> > > side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real
> > > cowboy?"
> > > He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just
> > > found out I'm a lesbian."

LOL :right: