Dear Abby

Oxford · 08-21-2004, 10:44 AM

Abigail Van Buren, "Dear Abby", admitted she was at a total loss to
answer the following actual letters:
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Dear Abby: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
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Dear Abby: What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and
violence on my VCR?
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Dear Abby: I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much
I'm not sure this baby I'm carrying is even his.
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Dear Abby: I am a 23-year-old liberated woman who has been on the
pill for two years. It is getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend
should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to dis-cuss money with him.
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Dear Abby: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy
who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
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Dear Abby: My 40-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for 2 1/2 years. He must be crazy.
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Dear Abby: Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a
little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it.
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Dear Abby: My mother is mean and short tempered. Do you think she is going through her mental pause?
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Dear Abby: You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor ---- What now?

trapfreek · 08-21-2004, 08:36 PM

Anyone Ever hear the John Prine song, Dear Abby?

08-21-2004, 10:44 AM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	Dear Abby Abigail Van Buren, "Dear Abby", admitted she was at a total loss to answer the following actual letters: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Abby: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Abby: What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Abby: I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not sure this baby I'm carrying is even his. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Abby: I am a 23-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It is getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to dis-cuss money with him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Abby: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Abby: My 40-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for 2 1/2 years. He must be crazy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Abby: Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Abby: My mother is mean and short tempered. Do you think she is going through her mental pause? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Abby: You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor ---- What now? __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

08-21-2004, 08:36 PM	#2
trapfreek Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 491	Anyone Ever hear the John Prine song, Dear Abby? __________________ "Great minds talk about ideas, small minds talk about other people."