Man Arrested After Being Caught With Pig

Doglips · 09-04-2004, 02:58 PM

Man Arrested After Being Caught With Pig

I almost hate to report this story, but this guy is such a dumbass, I have to: the Ouachita Parish, Louisiana Sheriff deputies arrested Austin Gullette, 45 for committing a crime against nature Monday night. Gullette's sister called the cops after she walked outside and found her brother engaging in, uh, "relations" with the 125 lb pig. The woman became curious when she heard squealing and discovered her brother with one of her three pigs. According to one of the officers, "In the 29 years we've been here, we've never heard of anyone committing a crime against nature with a pig." However, he said similar incidents with dogs, donkeys and sheep have been reported. (Thanks to Billy Dykes for the link!)

Doglips · 09-04-2004, 03:00 PM

Police accuse man of crime against pig
Lunzeta Chretien
lchretien@thenewsstar.com

September 1, 2004

Ouachita Parish Sheriff deputies arrested a West Monroe man for committing a crime against nature Monday night.

Deputies arrested Austin Gullette, 45, 4266 Jonesboro Road, West Monroe, for allegedly engaging in sexual intercourse with a pig.

Gullette's sister, owner of the pig, said she caught her brother in the act. She said she walked outside because she heard squealing and discovered her brother with one of her three pigs.

When the witness confronted her brother, she said he took off running into the woods.

Deputies left the pig, a 125-pound Vietnamese potbelly, in the care of the owner, who said someone would come out to her residence to see about the animal.

"I'm embarrassed that this is my brother," she said. "I've never in my life seen anyone do this to a harmless little animal."

Maj. Royce Toney, with the OPSO, agreed that the event was a rare incident.

"In the 29 years we've been here, we've never heard of anyone committing a crime against nature with a pig," Toney said.

However, Toney said similar incidents with dogs, donkeys and sheep have been reported.

The owner said her pig, which she fondly refers to as "P-pie," is hiding because she's scared.

Although, Gullette didn't admit to the offense, Royce said the eyewitness and physical evidence were enough to make an arrest.

A crime against nature is punishable by a $2,000 fine or five years in prison.

Gullette was booked into Ouachita Correctional Center. Bond had not been set.

©The News-Star
September 1, 2004

jerry · 09-04-2004, 04:29 PM

What a swine.

Dallas · 09-04-2004, 05:19 PM

Apparently he is a real porker.

Big Dog · 09-04-2004, 05:54 PM

High price to pay for "Makin' Bacon"!

Snakebite · 09-04-2004, 07:07 PM

He shoulda known better. A pig will squeal on you everytime.

7mmag6 · 09-05-2004, 02:19 PM

Sheep are better, put thier hind legs in your boots and facing a cliff and they always push backwards, little known out side of new mexico

trapfreek · 09-06-2004, 07:48 AM

A pig walks into a bar and asks for 3 glasses of Coke, he drinks and drinks and drinks and when he's finished he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The bartender tells him it's down there on the left and the pig goes off to the bathroom.
Then a second little pig walks in and asks for 10 glasses of Coke, he drinks and drinks and drinks and when he's finished he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The bartender tells him it's down there on the left and the pig goes off to the bathroom.
Then another little pig comes in and asks for 100 glasses of Coke, he drinks and drinks and drinks and drinks and drinks. The bartender says "Aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?
The pig says "No, I'm the little pig that goes wee wee wee all the way home."

trapfreek · 09-06-2004, 07:55 AM

Here's a good excuse-A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc...
After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant.

The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs. So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with
them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes up and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around. He concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them into the truck again. He drives them out to the woods,
bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning
home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out the window and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of
them is honking the horn."

09-04-2004, 02:58 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	Man Arrested After Being Caught With Pig Man Arrested After Being Caught With Pig I almost hate to report this story, but this guy is such a dumbass, I have to: the Ouachita Parish, Louisiana Sheriff deputies arrested Austin Gullette, 45 for committing a crime against nature Monday night. Gullette's sister called the cops after she walked outside and found her brother engaging in, uh, "relations" with the 125 lb pig. The woman became curious when she heard squealing and discovered her brother with one of her three pigs. According to one of the officers, "In the 29 years we've been here, we've never heard of anyone committing a crime against nature with a pig." However, he said similar incidents with dogs, donkeys and sheep have been reported. (Thanks to Billy Dykes for the link!)

09-04-2004, 04:29 PM	#3
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09-06-2004, 07:48 AM	#8
trapfreek Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 491	A pig walks into a bar and asks for 3 glasses of Coke, he drinks and drinks and drinks and when he's finished he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The bartender tells him it's down there on the left and the pig goes off to the bathroom. Then a second little pig walks in and asks for 10 glasses of Coke, he drinks and drinks and drinks and when he's finished he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The bartender tells him it's down there on the left and the pig goes off to the bathroom. Then another little pig comes in and asks for 100 glasses of Coke, he drinks and drinks and drinks and drinks and drinks. The bartender says "Aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is? The pig says "No, I'm the little pig that goes wee wee wee all the way home." __________________ "Great minds talk about ideas, small minds talk about other people."

09-04-2004, 03:00 PM	#2
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	Police accuse man of crime against pig Lunzeta Chretien lchretien@thenewsstar.com September 1, 2004 Ouachita Parish Sheriff deputies arrested a West Monroe man for committing a crime against nature Monday night. Deputies arrested Austin Gullette, 45, 4266 Jonesboro Road, West Monroe, for allegedly engaging in sexual intercourse with a pig. Gullette's sister, owner of the pig, said she caught her brother in the act. She said she walked outside because she heard squealing and discovered her brother with one of her three pigs. When the witness confronted her brother, she said he took off running into the woods. Deputies left the pig, a 125-pound Vietnamese potbelly, in the care of the owner, who said someone would come out to her residence to see about the animal. "I'm embarrassed that this is my brother," she said. "I've never in my life seen anyone do this to a harmless little animal." Maj. Royce Toney, with the OPSO, agreed that the event was a rare incident. "In the 29 years we've been here, we've never heard of anyone committing a crime against nature with a pig," Toney said. However, Toney said similar incidents with dogs, donkeys and sheep have been reported. The owner said her pig, which she fondly refers to as "P-pie," is hiding because she's scared. Although, Gullette didn't admit to the offense, Royce said the eyewitness and physical evidence were enough to make an arrest. A crime against nature is punishable by a $2,000 fine or five years in prison. Gullette was booked into Ouachita Correctional Center. Bond had not been set. ©The News-Star September 1, 2004

09-04-2004, 05:19 PM	#4
Dallas PUKHA DAWG Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Virginia, just outside of Washington D.C. Posts: 3,595	Apparently he is a real porker.

09-04-2004, 07:07 PM	#6
Snakebite Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tucson, Mexico Posts: 1,839	He shoulda known better. A pig will squeal on you everytime.

09-06-2004, 07:55 AM	#9
trapfreek Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 491	Here's a good excuse-A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc... After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant. The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs. So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes up and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around. He concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them into the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out the window and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn." __________________ "Great minds talk about ideas, small minds talk about other people."