The Top Ten Signs Your Date Is Having A Bad Time

Doglips · 09-04-2004, 10:55 PM

THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR DATE IS HAVING A BAD TIME

10 - Doesn't laugh at your "milk mustache"

9 - You see her giving her phone number to the guy squeegeeing your windshield

8 - Seems unimpressed that you're the chief city councilman from Hoboken, N.J.

7 - "Whoa! Is it 8:30 already!?"

6 - Lunges at you several times with a steak knife

5 - It's been 6 hours since she left for the ladies' room

4 - Always confuses the hour and minute hands (Oh, I'm sorry, that's one of the "Top Ten Signs Your Date is Bad at *Telling Time*")

3 - Doesn't even finish her Big Mac

2 - You're Orville Redenbacher; she hates popcorn

1 - Whispers to waiter, "Please kill me"

09-04-2004, 10:55 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	The Top Ten Signs Your Date Is Having A Bad Time THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR DATE IS HAVING A BAD TIME 10 - Doesn't laugh at your "milk mustache" 9 - You see her giving her phone number to the guy squeegeeing your windshield 8 - Seems unimpressed that you're the chief city councilman from Hoboken, N.J. 7 - "Whoa! Is it 8:30 already!?" 6 - Lunges at you several times with a steak knife 5 - It's been 6 hours since she left for the ladies' room 4 - Always confuses the hour and minute hands (Oh, I'm sorry, that's one of the "Top Ten Signs Your Date is Bad at Telling Time") 3 - Doesn't even finish her Big Mac 2 - You're Orville Redenbacher; she hates popcorn 1 - Whispers to waiter, "Please kill me"