09-22-2004, 09:31 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: PDR of IL
Posts: 653
|  10 reasons to date a softball player...* :insane: 1) we have the perfect grip 2) we make it easy to get around the bases 3) we always pay close attention to the balls 4) we make slidin into places seem easy 5) we don't let you foul out 6) we love goin in for extra innings 7) we switch positions at least 7 times a game and we have great coordination with BOTH hands 8) we are ready for ANYTHING that is coming our way 9) we like keeping the lights on for night games 10) the game's not over until someone scores :jaw:
__________________ When white man found this land, Indians were running it. No Taxes... No Debt... Plenty Buffalo... Plenty beaver! Women did most of the work. Medicine Man free! Indian men hunted and fished all the time! White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that. "The constitutions of most of our States assert that all power is inherent in the people; that... it is their right and duty to be at all times armed." --Thomas Jefferson to John Cartwright, 1824. |
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