Subject: Sisters Of St. Francis

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>>> > > Subject: Sisters Of St. Francis
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices
>>> > > >a
>>> > > sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >10 MILES
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and he drives on
>> without
>>> > > second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which says:
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >5 MILES
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real....
>>> > > >Then
>>> > > he drives past a third sign saying:
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >NEXT RIGHT
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the
>>> > > far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the
>>> door reading:
>>> > > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun
>>> > > in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"
>>> He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in
>>> > > possibly doing business."
>>> > >"Very well, my son. Please follow me."
>>> > > The man is led through many winding passages and is soon quite
disoriented.
>>> > The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on
>>> > > this door."
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a
>>> > > >tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the
>>> > > cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."
>>> > > He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns cup.
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it
>>> > > shut behind him.. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back
>>> > > in the parking lot, facing another small sign:
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >GO IN PEACE.
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > >SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

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