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Old 10-14-2004, 09:38 PM   #1
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Plane crash

Plane Crash
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> > Pick your panty colour carefully!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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> > There were three old black ladies getting ready to take a plane across the ocean.
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> > The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna wear me some hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane."
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> > "Why you gonna wear dem fo ?" the other two asked.
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> > The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first."
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> > The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some flooresant range panties."
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> > "Why you gonna wear dem ?" the others asked.
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> > The second lady answered: "Cause if dis hareplane is goin' down And I'm floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first."
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> > The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties....."
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> > "What? No panties?!" the others said in disbelief. "Dat's right, you heard me. I'm not wearing any panties, " the third lady said, cause if dis plane goes down, honey dey always look for da black box first." > >
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Old 10-14-2004, 10:47 PM   #2
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ah, the flight recorder.
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