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| Senior Member | Plane crash Plane Crash > > > > > > Pick your panty colour carefully!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > > > There were three old black ladies getting ready to take a plane across the ocean. > > > > The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna wear me some hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane." > > > > "Why you gonna wear dem fo ?" the other two asked. > > > > The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first." > > > > The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some flooresant range panties." > > > > "Why you gonna wear dem ?" the others asked. > > > > The second lady answered: "Cause if dis hareplane is goin' down And I'm floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first." > > > > The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties....." > > > > "What? No panties?!" the others said in disbelief. "Dat's right, you heard me. I'm not wearing any panties, " the third lady said, cause if dis plane goes down, honey dey always look for da black box first." > >
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