Missouri farmer in hell

ducktapehero · 10-16-2004, 05:36 PM

An old Missouri farmer was sent to hell. He was doing his chores when the devil walked by and noticed that the farmer wasn't even sweating. The devil asked why he wasn't hot and the farmer replied that the heat and humidity was nothing worse than late July back in Missouri.

The devil decided to kick up the temperature and the humidity up a couple notches. He went back to the farmer and the farmer had barely broken a sweat. The devil asked the farmer why he was only barely sweating and the farmer replied it wasn't any hotter than it was in Missouri in late August.

By this time the devil had had enough and cranked the thermostat all the way down to below freezing. He went back to the farmer and saw him jumping up and down and shouting," WOOHOO The Chiefs have won the Superbowl!!!!!, The Chiefs have won the Superbowl!!!!

Oxford · 10-17-2004, 11:22 PM

This was proven true again today with their loss to Jacksonville.

10-16-2004, 05:36 PM	#1
ducktapehero Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Southern Missouri Posts: 319	Missouri farmer in hell An old Missouri farmer was sent to hell. He was doing his chores when the devil walked by and noticed that the farmer wasn't even sweating. The devil asked why he wasn't hot and the farmer replied that the heat and humidity was nothing worse than late July back in Missouri. The devil decided to kick up the temperature and the humidity up a couple notches. He went back to the farmer and the farmer had barely broken a sweat. The devil asked the farmer why he was only barely sweating and the farmer replied it wasn't any hotter than it was in Missouri in late August. By this time the devil had had enough and cranked the thermostat all the way down to below freezing. He went back to the farmer and saw him jumping up and down and shouting," WOOHOO The Chiefs have won the Superbowl!!!!!, The Chiefs have won the Superbowl!!!! __________________ Is it Duck or Duct Tape? http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/duckvsduct.html "Me fail English? That's unpossible!!"----Ralph Wiggum

10-17-2004, 11:22 PM	#2
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,021 Blog Entries: 4	This was proven true again today with their loss to Jacksonville. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".