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Old 10-22-2004, 07:01 PM   #1
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After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."
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Old 10-24-2004, 11:22 PM   #2
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Time to get outta Dodge and keep this one to yourself! LOL
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Old 10-26-2004, 04:21 PM   #3
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Old 10-26-2004, 06:04 PM   #4
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Unhappy Eewwwww!!

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somebody shoot me....:nod:
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Old 10-26-2004, 06:05 PM   #5
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Wink

That's one bad mental image....
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Old 10-26-2004, 08:50 PM   #6
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UGH!
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