10 Signs Florida Is Getting Ready to Screw Up the Election Again

Doglips · 11-03-2004, 01:33 PM

10 Signs Florida Is Getting Ready to Screw Up the Election Again

Do you have electile dysfunction?

10 Signs Florida Is Getting Ready to Screw Up the Election Again

1. Presidential choices on the ballot: Bush, Kerry, Matlock.

2. Floridians who refused to evacuate during four major hurricanes are suddenly fleeing.

3. It's been standing-room only lately at meetings of the Palm Beach County chapter of Jews for Buchanan.

4. Congresswoman Katherine Harris was spotted at the Miami-Dade Airport welcoming a visiting diplomatic delegation from Chad.

5. A block of nine rooms at a Miami hotel is reserved under the name Wild Bill Rehnquist.

6. "Hello, this is Sangupta and thank you for calling the Diebold voting machine help line."

7. Absentee ballots feature a choice between John Bush and George W. Kerry.

8. Gathering strength east of Bermuda: Hurricane Ralph.

9. Palm Beach County voters have vowed to atone for their errors by voting correctly this time for Al Gore.

10. Jeb Bush has been taking an advanced tap dance class at Florida State University.

Submitted by Pasadena Phil

Big Dog · 11-03-2004, 05:02 PM

I'm betting numba six ain't no joke!

I kinda feel cheated - we had the same ol' "color the bubble" cards we've always had! Dang it, I want the spiffy new touch-screens next time - like the blue-haired seniles down in Palm Beach county got to play with! They get all the new toys . . .

11-03-2004, 01:33 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,090 Trader Rating: (0)	10 Signs Florida Is Getting Ready to Screw Up the Election Again 10 Signs Florida Is Getting Ready to Screw Up the Election Again Do you have electile dysfunction? 10 Signs Florida Is Getting Ready to Screw Up the Election Again 1. Presidential choices on the ballot: Bush, Kerry, Matlock. 2. Floridians who refused to evacuate during four major hurricanes are suddenly fleeing. 3. It's been standing-room only lately at meetings of the Palm Beach County chapter of Jews for Buchanan. 4. Congresswoman Katherine Harris was spotted at the Miami-Dade Airport welcoming a visiting diplomatic delegation from Chad. 5. A block of nine rooms at a Miami hotel is reserved under the name Wild Bill Rehnquist. 6. "Hello, this is Sangupta and thank you for calling the Diebold voting machine help line." 7. Absentee ballots feature a choice between John Bush and George W. Kerry. 8. Gathering strength east of Bermuda: Hurricane Ralph. 9. Palm Beach County voters have vowed to atone for their errors by voting correctly this time for Al Gore. 10. Jeb Bush has been taking an advanced tap dance class at Florida State University. Submitted by Pasadena Phil

11-03-2004, 05:02 PM	#2
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,071 Trader Rating: (0)	I'm betting numba six ain't no joke! I kinda feel cheated - we had the same ol' "color the bubble" cards we've always had! Dang it, I want the spiffy new touch-screens next time - like the blue-haired seniles down in Palm Beach county got to play with! They get all the new toys . . . __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.