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Old 11-04-2004, 06:27 AM   #1
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Here is advice to give to those who are unable to get FLU SHOTS:

please read the bottom half...its the humor part

Here is advice to give to those who are unable to get FLU SHOTS:
> How to Avoid Flu
>
> Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.-
>
> Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c.
>
> Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
>
> Walk for at least hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of
> the elevator, etc.
>
> Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of
> antibacterial stuff around.
>
> Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
>
> Get plenty of rest.
>
> Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
>
> OR ...
>
> You can take the doctors office approach. Think about it, when you go
> for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol. Why?
> Because alcohol kills germs.
>
> So...I walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona
> (fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio
> (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and
> then pass out (rest).
>
> The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can't
> get you!!!!
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