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| Senior Member ![]() | Here is advice to give to those who are unable to get FLU SHOTS: please read the bottom half...its the humor part Here is advice to give to those who are unable to get FLU SHOTS: > How to Avoid Flu > > Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.- > > Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c. > > Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. > > Walk for at least hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of > the elevator, etc. > > Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of > antibacterial stuff around. > > Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible. > > Get plenty of rest. > > Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can. > > OR ... > > You can take the doctors office approach. Think about it, when you go > for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol. Why? > Because alcohol kills germs. > > So...I walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona > (fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio > (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and > then pass out (rest). > > The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can't > get you!!!! |
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