Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving

11-25-2004, 07:20 AM

1. Talk about a huge breast.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's cool whip time.
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10. Don't play with your meat!
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once.
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think it could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
20. Man, that looks just like cranberry sauce.
21. Is that hole good and stuffed?
22. Should I wrap that for you?
23. I've done my part, now I just want to sleep.

NRAJOE · 11-25-2004, 08:30 AM

Do you want some more of my gravy on your 'taters?

Big Dog · 11-25-2004, 12:33 PM

"Once you try the dark meat, you'll never go back!"

"Look at the legs on that bird!"

"I'm a leg man!"

jerry · 11-25-2004, 01:23 PM

You gonna eat that?

ALR · 11-26-2004, 11:03 AM

Are you gonna eat all that?
I'm a breast man myself, usta be a leg man!

Thrawn · 11-26-2004, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logansdad

20. Man, that looks just like cranberry sauce.

:jaw:

Troy · 11-26-2004, 04:21 PM

i am gonna try to say every one of those and see how many cracks upside the head i get. those are just too funny, the punishment will be worth it.

11-25-2004, 07:20 AM	#1
Logansdad Guest Posts: n/a	Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving 1. Talk about a huge breast. 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's cool whip time. 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some. 10. Don't play with your meat! 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once. 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think it could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready? 20. Man, that looks just like cranberry sauce. 21. Is that hole good and stuffed? 22. Should I wrap that for you? 23. I've done my part, now I just want to sleep.

11-25-2004, 08:30 AM	#2
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,052 Images: 3	Do you want some more of my gravy on your 'taters? __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

11-25-2004, 12:33 PM	#3
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,214	"Once you try the dark meat, you'll never go back!" "Look at the legs on that bird!" "I'm a leg man!" __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.

11-25-2004, 01:23 PM	#4
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 10,881 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	You gonna eat that? __________________ I'm a down home back woods redneck

11-26-2004, 11:03 AM	#5
ALR Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Eastern MO Posts: 184	Are you gonna eat all that? I'm a breast man myself, usta be a leg man! __________________ Hold on pardner,good things are coming to you! <--- Gittin to the gittin place.

11-26-2004, 04:21 PM	#7
Troy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manitoba Canada Posts: 2,501 Images: 3	i am gonna try to say every one of those and see how many cracks upside the head i get. those are just too funny, the punishment will be worth it.