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tommy · 11-25-2004, 10:59 PM

Boudreaux and LSU Football

Years ago, when Boudreaux was a LSU college freshman, being fresh off the farm, and a rather healthy young man, he figured he'd try out for the Tiger football team.

"Can you tackle?" asked Coach Dietzel.

"Watch dis," Boudreaux told him, and proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.

"Wow," said the LSU coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"

"Sure I can run," said Boudreaux. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.

"Great!" exclaimed the excited Coach Dietzel, "But can you pass a football?"

Boudreaux rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds. "Coach," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."

11-25-2004, 10:59 PM	#1
tommy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: schriever la Posts: 4,152 Images: 6	ouch!!! Boudreaux and LSU Football Years ago, when Boudreaux was a LSU college freshman, being fresh off the farm, and a rather healthy young man, he figured he'd try out for the Tiger football team. "Can you tackle?" asked Coach Dietzel. "Watch dis," Boudreaux told him, and proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said the LSU coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?" "Sure I can run," said Boudreaux. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. "Great!" exclaimed the excited Coach Dietzel, "But can you pass a football?" Boudreaux rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds. "Coach," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."