The Rambo Granny Of Melbourne, Australia

whitley · 12-15-2004, 12:34 PM

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81 was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18 year old grandaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down--and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down-and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told thim as calm as could be:

'Those !!!!!!!s will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33 lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29 were hold up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're happy to be alive after what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-welding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face taht night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those !!!!!!!s myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowing the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill faded rapists entering their flophouse hote.

I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.

So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt'em . Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Sainthood and a Medal.

DEPORT HER TO AMERICA -- WE NEED HER!!

Oxford · 12-15-2004, 05:11 PM

Yeah! Good story. I read about that situation earlier. :right:

Apollyon67 · 12-15-2004, 10:50 PM

DEPORT HER TO AMERICA -- WE NEED HER!![/quote]

You said it brother!

Jay · 12-16-2004, 05:21 PM

It probably wouldn't be difficult for her to become the mayor of San Francisco..........

lightwave · 12-21-2004, 07:52 AM

It should be legal to shoot criminals.

12-15-2004, 12:34 PM	#1
whitley Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Reno Posts: 46	The Rambo Granny Of Melbourne, Australia Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81 was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18 year old grandaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down--and shot off their testicles. The old lady spent a week hunting those men down-and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told thim as calm as could be: 'Those !!!!!!!s will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33 lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29 were hold up. The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're happy to be alive after what they've been through. The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-welding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face taht night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those !!!!!!!s myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one." So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowing the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill faded rapists entering their flophouse hote. I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled. So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt'em . Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in. Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Sainthood and a Medal. DEPORT HER TO AMERICA -- WE NEED HER!! __________________ :assult: WHITLEY :uzi: Last edited by whitley; 12-15-2004 at 12:38 PM.

12-15-2004, 05:11 PM	#2
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,110 Blog Entries: 4	Yeah! Good story. I read about that situation earlier. :right: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

12-15-2004, 10:50 PM	#3
Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,238 Images: 17	DEPORT HER TO AMERICA -- WE NEED HER!![/quote] You said it brother! __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin

12-16-2004, 05:21 PM	#4
Jay Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Central Indiana Posts: 81 Images: 7	It probably wouldn't be difficult for her to become the mayor of San Francisco.......... __________________ "For those who fought for it, freedom has a flavor the protected cannot taste."

12-21-2004, 07:52 AM	#5
lightwave Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 18	It should be legal to shoot criminals.