pastor wanted to raise money for his church

Oxford · 01-21-2005, 02:06 PM

A pastor wanted to raise money for his church. He was told that there was a fortune in horse racing, so he decided to purchase one and enter in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races.

To his surprise, the donkey came in third.

The next day the local paper carried this headline: PASTOR'S !!! SHOWS The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The local paper read: PASTOR'S !!! OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S !!! This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided o give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST !!! IN TOWN The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get Rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day the paper read. NUN SELLS !!! FOR $10.00 This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

Thrawn · 01-21-2005, 02:36 PM

nun giving away free !!!

or nun's !!! runs wild!

Bookman · 01-21-2005, 02:46 PM

Bishop kicks nun's !!! out of convent !

Oxford · 01-21-2005, 04:28 PM

Yep! All their !!! 'es are getting kicked. :nod:

01-21-2005, 02:06 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	pastor wanted to raise money for his church A pastor wanted to raise money for his church. He was told that there was a fortune in horse racing, so he decided to purchase one and enter in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third. The next day the local paper carried this headline: PASTOR'S !!! SHOWS The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The local paper read: PASTOR'S !!! OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S !!! This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided o give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST !!! IN TOWN The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get Rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day the paper read. NUN SELLS !!! FOR $10.00 This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

01-21-2005, 04:28 PM	#4
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	Yep! All their !!! 'es are getting kicked. :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

01-21-2005, 02:36 PM	#2
Thrawn Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Okeefenokee Posts: 1,618 Images: 6	nun giving away free !!! or nun's !!! runs wild!

01-21-2005, 02:46 PM	#3
Bookman Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: 10 paces south of Canada Posts: 738	Bishop kicks nun's !!! out of convent !