A man had just finished reading his book "Man of the House."

Doglips · 03-11-2005, 12:51 PM

A man had just finished reading his book "Man of the House."

When he reached home, he stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing his finger at her, he said, "From now on, I want you to know I am the man of this house and my word is law. You are to have a gourmet meal ready for me when I get home from work. Tonight, when I am finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then after dinner, you will draw my bath so I can relax. When I am finished with my bath, guess who will dress me and comb my hair?”

His wife thought for a moment and responded, “The funeral director is my guess!!!”

03-11-2005, 12:51 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	A man had just finished reading his book "Man of the House." A man had just finished reading his book "Man of the House." When he reached home, he stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing his finger at her, he said, "From now on, I want you to know I am the man of this house and my word is law. You are to have a gourmet meal ready for me when I get home from work. Tonight, when I am finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then after dinner, you will draw my bath so I can relax. When I am finished with my bath, guess who will dress me and comb my hair?” His wife thought for a moment and responded, “The funeral director is my guess!!!”