For all you hunters: HOW I USED MY NEW BOX OF SHELLS

Oxford · 03-19-2005, 11:01 AM

For all you hunters

HOW I USED MY NEW BOX OF SHELLS

Shot # 1 Missed target completely at 100 yards. Rifle needed sighting in.
Shot # 2 Hit target in lower right-hand corner--from 10 yards.
Shot # 3 Bull's-eye--after getting rifle back from gunsmith who sighted it in.
Shot # 4 Accidentally pulled trigger while loading rifle in vehicle, will repair transmission when I get home.
Shot # 5 Fired into air to signal start of drive. Fined $200 by game warden for killing a turkey.
Shot # 6 The excitement of seeing my first deer caused me to fire before rifle was to my shoulder-- I only had to replace left boot.
Shot # 7 Missed deer completely, not so sure about cow across the field.
Shot # 8 To clean mud from barrel after falling over cliff while being chased by farmer. Now I'm sure about cow.
Shot # 9 Slipped and fell while crossing stream. Buddy says I'll have to replace his hunting cap and also pay for having his underwear washed.
Shot # 10 Forgot can opener. Opened a can of pork and beans. The few beans that were left tasted too much like gunpowder to eat them.
Shot # 11 Shot too low at deer, glanced off rock and wounded a chipmunk.
Shot # 12 Finished off wounded chipmunk.
Shot # 13 Checked scope again, hit big bucket hanging on pole. Hope people get electricity back soon.
Shot # 14 At deer moving through brush, I'd never heard some of the words that it used.
Shot # 15 To check scope again after being hit on the head with my own rifle.
Shot # 16 Knocked buck down but didn't go to claim it when game warden tried to arrest a nearby hunter for killing a doe.
Shot # 17 Gun accidentally fired while dragging it under fence. Have to replace right boot now.
Shot # 18 Won a $1.00 bet from buddy who said I couldn't hit a junked car on other hill. Hot radiators sure do make a lot of steam.
Shot # 19 Killed running buck with 3-inch spike at 625 yards. It takes skill to be a good hunter.
Shot # 20 Save till I get home and use it on a mouse in my pantry.

Troy · 03-19-2005, 05:07 PM

Bloody excellent! LMAO!

Oxford · 03-19-2005, 07:28 PM

Dang sure that wasn't me shooting like that. I believe just about every gun safety rule was broken:nod:

Thrawn · 03-19-2005, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Oxford

Dang sure that wasn't me shooting like that. I believe just about every gun safety rule was broken:nod:

Sure it was'nt

So...did you enjoy your hunting trip?

Oxford · 03-19-2005, 07:38 PM

SSHhhhhhhhhussh! I'm trying to get out of this problem. Trying to cover my tracks. Blame it on you other guys. :nod:

Apollyon67 · 03-20-2005, 08:26 PM

Thanks Ox, I got smacked for laughing to loud. I was told to keep it down I would wake the kids.

Oxford · 03-20-2005, 10:13 PM

Wait'll you hear about my next box of shells. :nod: I'm logging them, too. :insane:

Apollyon67 · 03-21-2005, 07:40 PM

Ox Just let me know so I can get my flak vest on!

jerry · 03-21-2005, 08:11 PM

I'm not saying nothing

Troy · 03-21-2005, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by jerry

I'm not saying nothing

Bad memories?

03-19-2005, 11:01 AM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,021 Blog Entries: 4	For all you hunters: HOW I USED MY NEW BOX OF SHELLS For all you hunters HOW I USED MY NEW BOX OF SHELLS Shot # 1 Missed target completely at 100 yards. Rifle needed sighting in. Shot # 2 Hit target in lower right-hand corner--from 10 yards. Shot # 3 Bull's-eye--after getting rifle back from gunsmith who sighted it in. Shot # 4 Accidentally pulled trigger while loading rifle in vehicle, will repair transmission when I get home. Shot # 5 Fired into air to signal start of drive. Fined $200 by game warden for killing a turkey. Shot # 6 The excitement of seeing my first deer caused me to fire before rifle was to my shoulder-- I only had to replace left boot. Shot # 7 Missed deer completely, not so sure about cow across the field. Shot # 8 To clean mud from barrel after falling over cliff while being chased by farmer. Now I'm sure about cow. Shot # 9 Slipped and fell while crossing stream. Buddy says I'll have to replace his hunting cap and also pay for having his underwear washed. Shot # 10 Forgot can opener. Opened a can of pork and beans. The few beans that were left tasted too much like gunpowder to eat them. Shot # 11 Shot too low at deer, glanced off rock and wounded a chipmunk. Shot # 12 Finished off wounded chipmunk. Shot # 13 Checked scope again, hit big bucket hanging on pole. Hope people get electricity back soon. Shot # 14 At deer moving through brush, I'd never heard some of the words that it used. Shot # 15 To check scope again after being hit on the head with my own rifle. Shot # 16 Knocked buck down but didn't go to claim it when game warden tried to arrest a nearby hunter for killing a doe. Shot # 17 Gun accidentally fired while dragging it under fence. Have to replace right boot now. Shot # 18 Won a $1.00 bet from buddy who said I couldn't hit a junked car on other hill. Hot radiators sure do make a lot of steam. Shot # 19 Killed running buck with 3-inch spike at 625 yards. It takes skill to be a good hunter. Shot # 20 Save till I get home and use it on a mouse in my pantry. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

03-19-2005, 07:28 PM	#3
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,021 Blog Entries: 4	Dang sure that wasn't me shooting like that. I believe just about every gun safety rule was broken:nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

03-19-2005, 07:38 PM	#5
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,021 Blog Entries: 4	SSHhhhhhhhhussh! I'm trying to get out of this problem. Trying to cover my tracks. Blame it on you other guys. :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

03-20-2005, 08:26 PM	#6
Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,235 Images: 17	Thanks Ox, I got smacked for laughing to loud. I was told to keep it down I would wake the kids. __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin

03-20-2005, 10:13 PM	#7
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,021 Blog Entries: 4	Wait'll you hear about my next box of shells. :nod: I'm logging them, too. :insane: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

03-19-2005, 05:07 PM	#2
Troy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manitoba Canada Posts: 2,501 Images: 3	Bloody excellent! LMAO!

03-21-2005, 07:40 PM	#8
Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,235 Images: 17	Ox Just let me know so I can get my flak vest on! __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin

03-21-2005, 08:11 PM	#9
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 10,870 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	I'm not saying nothing __________________ I'm a down home back woods redneck