Broke Is Broke

Apollyon67 · 03-21-2005, 08:17 PM

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good
morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners. "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any
money!"
and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
it
wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least
seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse
manure onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. "The old
lady stepped back and said,

"Well I hope you've got a !!!!ed good appetite Mister,
because they cut off my electricity this morning.

03-21-2005, 10:16 PM

hurts to laugh that loud

Troy · 03-22-2005, 12:16 AM

Yup, sore stomach for me too.

03-21-2005, 08:17 PM	#1
Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,235 Images: 17	Broke Is Broke A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners. "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. "The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a !!!!ed good appetite Mister, because they cut off my electricity this morning. __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin

03-21-2005, 10:16 PM	#2
Logansdad Guest Posts: n/a	hurts to laugh that loud

03-22-2005, 12:16 AM	#3
Troy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manitoba Canada Posts: 2,501 Images: 3	Yup, sore stomach for me too.