04-10-2005, 01:38 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Occupied Territory of California
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| Never Say To A Cop NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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04-10-2005, 05:26 AM
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| Senior Member | 13. I am not a terrorist 14. I have the obsessive compulsive syndrome and I can't stop myself from throwing my voice to sound like a hostage trapped in the trunk Last edited by NorCalAshnjikov; 04-10-2005 at 05:29 AM. |
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04-10-2005, 06:05 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: three clicks left of center.
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| 15. Gan i see your gun? 16. Good lord you're hot.
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04-10-2005, 12:07 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: socal
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| "I'm not signing anything unless you show me the !!!! radar gun and the reading" Friend of mine actually said it  |
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04-10-2005, 12:26 PM
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| Guest  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NRAJOEVILLE...A crazy, happy little place.
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| 17. Tell your wife I still love her  |
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