Assault Weapon watch

[Gunnie Ed]

http://www.assaultweaponwatch.com/

[Full MeTal Jack]

Man! I'm going to start an anti-gun organization too. Something like this:

One of the first things we realized....... a mistakes in that these weapons are inexpensive and readily available. Quite to the contrary, we ended up paying over $1,500 for the "Colt AR-15" we are currently monitoring! At least this is one assault weapon that is off of the streets! It is locked in safe and monitored at a private gun range for testing at 200 and 300 yards. This AR-15 assult weapon is deadly accurate and will continue to test at TSRA State across-the-course Match later in the year.
Your spare funds could help us (me) to purchase additional weapons for testing. Like the M1 Garand, G-3, FAL and others. As little as $5 can buy ammunition that could be the missing catalyst that causes these weapons to rain destruction on our streets, allowing us to document this once and for all. Send your money now, the rightwingers are arming thugs and the criminal element trying to prove the fictisiouis hoacs that guns in the hands of lawabiding citizens is the way to protect life, limb and property.
We know different.
Send a check now or authorize an electronic debit from your checking account.
ACT NOW!
YOUR HEALTH AND WELL-BEING DEPEND ON IT! EVERY DONATIION MEANS ONE MORE GUN NOT IN THE HANDS OF THE STREET THUGS.
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[Full MeTal Jack]

Oh god, what a hoot?

[Despoiler]

Full Metal Jack,
Where do I send my donation?

[inuyasha]

We received a claim of spontaneous violence yesterday and investigated. We were dismayed to find no evidence that the assault weapon was involved in any spontaneous acts of violence. We will continue our vigil with your support, as we know it's only a matter of time before the streets run with blood!

um... is it me or does that sound like they WANT random acts of violence, and doesnt it make THEM sound like the evil people?

With their assistance, we finally managed to attach the bayonet to the assault rifle correctly. Little do they know that they will be contributing to their own demise as we record bayonet violence that will no doubt result in a nationwide bayonet ban!

yes, because if they had so much trouble putting it on, it would be easy for anyone else to.. and ya know, with a bayonet its so much better to use that then a machette *commonly available at wallymart for $7... not that ive looked >.>* a sharp stick *also no comment, but stay out of my shed* or any other similar thing.

Your spare funds could help us purchase additional weapons for testing. As little as $5 can buy ammunition that could be the missing catalyst that causes these weapons to rain destruction on our streets, allowing us to document this once and for all.

for as little as a box of ammo, cash, or ammo + a gun i dont have... i personally volunteer to use up all the evil ammo at my local rifle range.. might as well do the world a favor, and id get free ammo to boot... im a hero!

[Gunnie Ed]

it's a parody site. they're making fun of the mentality of "guns are the root of all evil."

[Full MeTal Jack]

Too bad Mad Magazine didn't dream up that one. Don Martin, You missed your chance.

[inuyasha]

i noticed they seemed to have some odd statements for something like that, but there is a certain level of stupidity involved with sites and organizations that are antigun so i assumed this was one of the many. *grins* and stop following my posts gunnie :P stalker! thats something id expect from Oxford! :P

[Gunnie Ed]

i started this thread. if anything, you're stalking me!