Nancy's fish

Apollyon67 · 07-18-2005, 05:11 PM

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered

over the fence. Even though he didn't much like the kid he was interested

in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he asked, "What are you up to

there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking

up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor laughed and said

condescendingly, "That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy

patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's

inside your !!!! cat."

07-18-2005, 05:11 PM	#1
Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,235 Images: 17	Nancy's fish Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Even though he didn't much like the kid he was interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly, "That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your !!!! cat." __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin