talking dog

7mmag6 · 08-06-2005, 09:21 PM

TALKING DOG FOR SALE

In Kansas, a guy sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog for Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is
in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt
just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this
gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government,
so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they
had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of
their most valuable spies eight years running.

The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I
wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle
down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do
some undercover security work, mostly wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered
some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch
of medals.

Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner
what he wants for the dog.

The owner says, "Ten dollars."

The guy: "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are
you selling him so cheap?"

The owner: ".....He's such a liar. He didn't do any
of that !!!!."

Oxford · 08-06-2005, 10:48 PM

Guess the dog didn't say the right things to bring top dollar.

08-06-2005, 09:21 PM	#1
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337 Images: 1	talking dog TALKING DOG FOR SALE In Kansas, a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies. "So, what's your story?" The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says, "Ten dollars." The guy: "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" The owner: ".....He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that !!!!."

08-06-2005, 10:48 PM	#2
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