keep your mouth shut

7mmag6 · 09-19-2005, 07:49 PM

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her
new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first
lovemakingencounter. In his highly aroused state her
husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated
each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with
him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford
new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised
to find her husband in a very drunken state. During
the next few
minutes, he explained that his employer was going
through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had
been let go. It
was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to
find another position that paid anywhere near what
he'd been earning, and
therefore, they were facing financial ruin.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed
thirty years of deposits and interest totalling nearly
$1 million. Then she showed him certificates of
deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2
million, and informed him that they were one of the
largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for
the 30 years she had charged him for sex, these
holdings had multiplied and these were the results of
her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth
over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
barely speak, but finally he found his voice and
blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business!"

THAT'S WHEN SHE SHOT HIM!!!

You know, sometimes, some men just don't know when to
keep their big mouths shut.....

09-19-2005, 07:49 PM	#1
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337 Images: 1	keep your mouth shut On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemakingencounter. In his highly aroused state her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were facing financial ruin. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of deposits and interest totalling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for the 30 years she had charged him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!" THAT'S WHEN SHE SHOT HIM!!! You know, sometimes, some men just don't know when to keep their big mouths shut.....