10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

09-20-2005, 10:01 PM

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really whacked the !!!! out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. !!!!, I missed the hole again.

G-Unit · 09-21-2005, 09:54 AM

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Johnny_Revolver · 09-21-2005, 10:26 PM

2 newly weds are on honey moon , and both being avid golfers they stayed near a golf course and played every day. One day while playing, the new bride was stung by a bee and suffered an allergic reaction, in a panic her new husband ran to the clubhouse and anounced: Is there a doctor present? my wife has been stung by a bee and suffered an allergic reaction! A doctor was sitting at the bar and said: Young man I am a doctor, where was your wife stung? Guy says: between the first and second hole. Doc says: goodness me! she must have a wide stance!

09-20-2005, 10:01 PM	#1
Logansdad Guest Posts: n/a	10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really whacked the !!!! out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. !!!!, I missed the hole again.

09-21-2005, 09:54 AM	#2
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09-21-2005, 10:26 PM	#3
Johnny_Revolver paid up and is now a Join Date: May 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,198 Trader Rating: (0)	2 newly weds are on honey moon , and both being avid golfers they stayed near a golf course and played every day. One day while playing, the new bride was stung by a bee and suffered an allergic reaction, in a panic her new husband ran to the clubhouse and anounced: Is there a doctor present? my wife has been stung by a bee and suffered an allergic reaction! A doctor was sitting at the bar and said: Young man I am a doctor, where was your wife stung? Guy says: between the first and second hole. Doc says: goodness me! she must have a wide stance!