Salt Water Taffy

Otter · 11-05-2005, 06:45 AM

After spring vacation the teacher brought a bag of salt water taffy to school.
She told each student in her class that they could have a piece, and if they correctly identified the flavor they could have a second piece.
Mary was chewing her piece and said, "Mine's chocolate!" the teacher told her, "That's correct." and gave Mary a second piece. Fred was chewing his piece and said, "Mine's cherry!" The teacher gave him a second piece and told him he was correct. Sue said, "Mine's banana!" the teacher told her she was correct and gave her a second piece.
Billy was chewing his piece and said, "I don't know what flavor this is."
the teacher said, "I'll give you a hint. It's something your mother gives your father in the morning before he goes to work." Billy kept chewing and thinking about it. Then Eddie jumped up and yelled. "Spit it out, Billy! It's a piece of !!!!!!"

"Life is too important to be taken seriously."

Apollyon67 · 11-05-2005, 10:08 PM

You are a bad man Otter. LMAO

11-05-2005, 06:45 AM	#1
Otter Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Vermont Posts: 953 Images: 6	Salt Water Taffy After spring vacation the teacher brought a bag of salt water taffy to school. She told each student in her class that they could have a piece, and if they correctly identified the flavor they could have a second piece. Mary was chewing her piece and said, "Mine's chocolate!" the teacher told her, "That's correct." and gave Mary a second piece. Fred was chewing his piece and said, "Mine's cherry!" The teacher gave him a second piece and told him he was correct. Sue said, "Mine's banana!" the teacher told her she was correct and gave her a second piece. Billy was chewing his piece and said, "I don't know what flavor this is." the teacher said, "I'll give you a hint. It's something your mother gives your father in the morning before he goes to work." Billy kept chewing and thinking about it. Then Eddie jumped up and yelled. "Spit it out, Billy! It's a piece of !!!!!!" "Life is too important to be taken seriously." __________________ Life is too important to be taken seriously.

11-05-2005, 10:08 PM	#2
Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,235 Images: 17	You are a bad man Otter. LMAO __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin