An old cowboy sat down at a bar and ordered a drink.

12-19-2005, 03:07 PM

An old cowboy sat down at a bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves,
cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs,
so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian! I spend my whole day just thinking about women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women.
When I shower, I think about women.
When I watch TV, I think about women.
I even think about women when I eat.
It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied,
"I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian!"

NRAJOE · 12-19-2005, 03:23 PM

ash · 12-19-2005, 06:10 PM

Nice one BP.

Oxford · 12-19-2005, 06:27 PM

right:

Apollyon67 · 12-19-2005, 07:17 PM

Dang until a few minutes ago, I hought I was a mechanic. lmao.

Uncle Red · 12-20-2005, 11:26 PM

Hey, I thought I was a welder. Good one.

-UR

12-19-2005, 03:07 PM	#1
Logansdad Guest Posts: n/a	An old cowboy sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. An old cowboy sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian! I spend my whole day just thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian!"

12-19-2005, 06:27 PM	#4
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12-19-2005, 07:17 PM	#5
Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,235 Images: 17	Dang until a few minutes ago, I hought I was a mechanic. lmao. __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin

12-20-2005, 11:26 PM	#6
Uncle Red Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 547	Hey, I thought I was a welder. Good one. -UR __________________ "A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed"--Amendment II, Bill of Rights "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself."--Thomas Paine "He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one." - Jesus, Luke 22:36

12-19-2005, 03:23 PM	#2
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,052 Images: 3

12-19-2005, 06:10 PM	#3
ash Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Maryland Posts: 934 Images: 3	Nice one BP.