You gotta like them seniors

[Oxford]

It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing
Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see
the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of
the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite
two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to
hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your
eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in
my family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back
and forth,light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs
of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped
from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a
hundred pieces.
..........."!!!!t" said the Hypnotist...:jaw:
It took three days to clean up the senior center!

[burd1959]

hate it when that happens good one

[Troy]

good times.
one of the local RCMP's (a lady) was at her sons graduation party. there was a hypnotist there and he set the stage. calls up a couple of the graduates and seats them in chairs. he tells them that they are riding motorcycles up the highway. so they are all vroom vrooming away. then the hypnotist tells them that the police have pulled up behind, with the bubbles on. one of the graduates (yup the RCMP's kid) lifts his hand and flips the bird over his shoulder to the cops, and then makes the motions of leaning into it and cracking the throttle wide open. easilly the funniest moment of the night, and this lady will never live it down.