Airplane conversation

Oxford · 01-22-2006, 01:26 PM

(old joke but still funny)
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he
glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized that she was heading straight toward his seat.
As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager
to strike up a conversation he blurted out "Business trip or
pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "business, I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for
nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's
your business role at the convention?"
"Lecture," she responded. "I am the lead lecturer where I use
information that I have learned from my own personal experiences to
debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?"
"Well, she explained, "One popular myth is that African-American
men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the
Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when
actually it is the men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have
also discovered that the lover with the "absolutely best" stamina
is the Southern Redneck.."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with
you.
I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me
Bubba."

FutureMarine · 01-22-2006, 07:55 PM

lol!!!!!!!

wirehunt · 01-22-2006, 09:08 PM

Where do you get these from Ox? There great

Oxford · 01-23-2006, 12:56 AM

Mostly from my buddies here in Kansas City, MO. We all have warped minds.

ducktapehero · 01-26-2006, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oxford

Mostly from my buddies here in Kansas City, MO. We all have warped minds.

I was wondering where the !!!! my warped mind came from. I spent too many years near KCMO.

Troy · 01-26-2006, 03:39 PM

yeehaw?

silentknight · 01-26-2006, 04:21 PM

I was only there for a couple days, how did i get this warped mind?

01-22-2006, 01:26 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,098 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 4	Airplane conversation (old joke but still funny) A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight toward his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "business, I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at the convention?" "Lecture," she responded. "I am the lead lecturer where I use information that I have learned from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?" "Well, she explained, "One popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with the "absolutely best" stamina is the Southern Redneck.." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you. I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba." __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

01-22-2006, 09:08 PM	#3
wirehunt Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Otago New Zealand Posts: 793	Where do you get these from Ox? There great __________________ Happy Hunting Another kiwi bumming around Aussie (west island) welding shit up....

01-23-2006, 12:56 AM	#4
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,098 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 4	Mostly from my buddies here in Kansas City, MO. We all have warped minds. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

01-26-2006, 04:21 PM	#7
silentknight Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,118 Images: 3	I was only there for a couple days, how did i get this warped mind? __________________ Sic Vis Pacem Parabellum

01-22-2006, 07:55 PM	#2
FutureMarine Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: PRK Posts: 1,946	lol!!!!!!!

01-26-2006, 03:39 PM	#6
Troy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manitoba Canada Posts: 2,501 Images: 3	yeehaw?