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Old 05-08-2006, 09:47 PM   #1
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Dear Abbey...

Dear Abby,


My husband is a liar and a cheat. He cheated on me from the beginning. When I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job more than four years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars, play golf, cruise around, and shoot the breeze with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter graduated from college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian.

What should I do?
Signed,

Clueless


Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore.

You're a United States Senator from New York, act like it!
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Old 05-09-2006, 12:00 AM   #2
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BWU-HA-HA-HA!

Hey, you better take it easy Mooseman, that's probably our future prez you're making fun of!
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Old 05-09-2006, 07:10 AM   #3
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HA!!

That was great!
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Old 05-09-2006, 08:18 AM   #4
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Love it! Hahahahaha!
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Old 05-09-2006, 04:13 PM   #5
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I feel so sorry for her. Good job for Bill though. Take one look at her and I know why he did what he did, to bad Monica is a fat hog too.
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Old 05-09-2006, 07:24 PM   #6
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I thought she was kinda hot
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Old 05-10-2006, 05:45 PM   #7
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I thought she was kinda hot
Hillary or Monica?
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