Who do I look like?

Chris · 08-01-2006, 12:25 AM

There was a young couple living in an old run down house. One day the man gets home from work and his wife says, "Honey, look at the walls. They haven't been painted as long as we have lived here. It's peeling and cracking; couldn't you please just paint them?"

"Who do I look like? Michelangelo?" the man replies.

"I guess not", says the wife.

The next day the man gets back from work again. Again his wife starts to complain. "Oh sugar, couldn't you just please at least repair the stairs? They're falling apart and they're really unsafe to walk up."

The man says, "Who do I look like? Frank Lloyd Wright?"

"Well, maybe not," says the wife.

The next week the man returns from his job. He walks into his house and is suddenly amazed. The stairs are fixed, the walls were painted and the house looked superb. "Honey.....How did you do this? It looks great!" he says. "Well I met up with a handyman down the street. He offered to repair our house if I either bake him a batch of brownies or sleep with him" says the wife.

"Well, honey, you baked the batch of brownies, right?"

The wife replies, "Who do I look like, Sara Lee?"

Apollyon67 · 08-01-2006, 12:06 PM

Do'h

Gio · 08-01-2006, 09:17 PM

talk about a kick in the nads.

.22guy · 08-02-2006, 02:10 PM

Youch!

08-01-2006, 12:25 AM	#1
Chris HMFIC Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 3,834,258 Images: 19 Blog Entries: 20	Who do I look like? There was a young couple living in an old run down house. One day the man gets home from work and his wife says, "Honey, look at the walls. They haven't been painted as long as we have lived here. It's peeling and cracking; couldn't you please just paint them?" "Who do I look like? Michelangelo?" the man replies. "I guess not", says the wife. The next day the man gets back from work again. Again his wife starts to complain. "Oh sugar, couldn't you just please at least repair the stairs? They're falling apart and they're really unsafe to walk up." The man says, "Who do I look like? Frank Lloyd Wright?" "Well, maybe not," says the wife. The next week the man returns from his job. He walks into his house and is suddenly amazed. The stairs are fixed, the walls were painted and the house looked superb. "Honey.....How did you do this? It looks great!" he says. "Well I met up with a handyman down the street. He offered to repair our house if I either bake him a batch of brownies or sleep with him" says the wife. "Well, honey, you baked the batch of brownies, right?" The wife replies, "Who do I look like, Sara Lee?" __________________ Rules \| Contributing Members No one has the right to deny my personal safety Please be descriptive in your thread titles! NRA Life Member

08-01-2006, 12:06 PM	#2
Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,238 Images: 17	Do'h __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin

08-01-2006, 09:17 PM	#3
Gio Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 805 Images: 8	talk about a kick in the nads. __________________ Blow you up.

08-02-2006, 02:10 PM	#4
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,254	Youch!