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Old 08-14-2006, 12:07 PM   #1
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Widdle Bunnies (heard on Alice Cooper)

Little girl in pet store to clerk: I want to buy a widdle bunny.
Clerk: Would you wike a widdle white bunny wif big fwoppy ears, a fuzzy bwown bunny, or how about a cuddwy widdle bwack bunny?
Girl: I dont fink my pyfon weawy gives a cwap!
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Old 08-14-2006, 12:16 PM   #2
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lol
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Old 08-14-2006, 03:25 PM   #3
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After reading it twice it came out clear. Snake feeding time. Goodbye rabbit.
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Old 08-14-2006, 09:05 PM   #4
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some folks gotta have the jokes explained to them, but mostly they are just retired old foagies. Looks like Ox is heading in the right direction.
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Old 08-14-2006, 11:38 PM   #5
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An oldie but goodie....
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