Poetry and the difference between male & female

killer · 08-30-2006, 09:47 PM

The Female Poem
I want a man who's handsome and strong
A man who will listen carefully and long.

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who will call and won't wait for weeks.
I want a man who is gainfully employed
And when I spend his money, won't be annoyed.

A man who holds my arm as he opens the door
And massages my neck as he asks to do more.
I guess what I want is a man who loves to the end
A man who will always be my very best friend.

The Male Poem
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store,
a bowling alley, a big fishing boat, and a golf course. I know that
doesn't rhyme, but I don't give a crap.

Gio · 08-30-2006, 09:54 PM

you forgot has a class 3 license and a bomb range.

And owns a football team

SPOCAHP ANAR · 08-30-2006, 09:55 PM

HA !!!! that's so !!!! funny I don't care that the sensors are bleeping me!

Chris · 08-30-2006, 10:00 PM

oh man
that was great!

Oxford · 08-31-2006, 05:54 PM

SA...that's within the bounds. I'm still LMAO. Thanks for the chuckle, Killer.

.22guy · 09-03-2006, 01:55 PM

I've seen this half a dozen times but it cracks me up every single time.....

MosinDave · 09-04-2006, 08:20 AM

Thats awesome!

08-30-2006, 09:47 PM	#1
killer Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In the rat race Posts: 905 Images: 6	Poetry and the difference between male & female The Female Poem I want a man who's handsome and strong A man who will listen carefully and long. One who thinks before he speaks, One who will call and won't wait for weeks. I want a man who is gainfully employed And when I spend his money, won't be annoyed. A man who holds my arm as he opens the door And massages my neck as he asks to do more. I guess what I want is a man who loves to the end A man who will always be my very best friend. The Male Poem I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store, a bowling alley, a big fishing boat, and a golf course. I know that doesn't rhyme, but I don't give a crap. __________________ "Yeee Hawww...I'm a cowboy on an iron horse." Killer's cabin: http://buckmountainchateau.com/

08-30-2006, 09:54 PM	#2
Gio Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 804 Images: 8	you forgot has a class 3 license and a bomb range. And owns a football team __________________ Blow you up.

08-30-2006, 09:55 PM	#3
SPOCAHP ANAR Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: SC-upstate Posts: 4,094 Images: 3 Blog Entries: 4	HA !!!! that's so !!!! funny I don't care that the sensors are bleeping me! __________________ Spocrest Out!..........

08-30-2006, 10:00 PM	#4
Chris HMFIC Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 3,834,167 Images: 19 Blog Entries: 18	oh man that was great! __________________ Rules \| Contributing Members No one has the right to deny my personal safety Please be descriptive in your thread titles!

08-31-2006, 05:54 PM	#5
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	SA...that's within the bounds. I'm still LMAO. Thanks for the chuckle, Killer. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

09-03-2006, 01:55 PM	#6
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,157	I've seen this half a dozen times but it cracks me up every single time..... __________________ Guns: they are like baseball cards except they are cool and you can kill things with em. -Billy

09-04-2006, 08:20 AM	#7
MosinDave Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 571	Thats awesome!