The Marines Will Always Win

Oxford · 09-01-2006, 12:12 PM

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the
other sat next to him in the middle seat.

Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and
get a coke."

"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for
you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat
in it.

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks
good, I'd really like one, too."

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and
spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As
the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and
knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on?
This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This
spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN

.22guy · 09-03-2006, 01:42 PM

Gross!

:right:

bigandrich44 · 09-03-2006, 02:55 PM

Thats !!!! funny.

Colt · 09-08-2006, 11:51 PM

Nice!

09-01-2006, 12:12 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	The Marines Will Always Win Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke." "Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you." As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too." Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?" THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

09-03-2006, 01:42 PM	#2
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,157	Gross! :right: __________________ Guns: they are like baseball cards except they are cool and you can kill things with em. -Billy

09-03-2006, 02:55 PM	#3
bigandrich44 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,013	Thats !!!! funny.

09-08-2006, 11:51 PM	#4
Colt Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 126	Nice!