Granny & the oranges

Oxford · 09-05-2006, 09:31 AM

Lulu was a prostitute - One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one.

As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed. Grandma didn't know her occupation and stopped to say hi. She asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.

When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said "How the heck do you do this at your age?"

She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck' em dry!"

Gio · 09-05-2006, 11:59 AM

Ewwww. G-MILFS.

burd1959 · 09-05-2006, 04:12 PM

nasty boy ox lol

.22guy · 09-05-2006, 08:15 PM

WOW, that's sick!!!! ewwwwwwww

Joey l mur · 09-05-2006, 08:38 PM

Thanks Ox I needed that to day.

PosterboyUSMC · 09-05-2006, 09:34 PM

If that's not a good bar joke, I don't know what is. hahaha good one man.

09-05-2006, 09:31 AM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,021 Blog Entries: 4	Granny & the oranges Lulu was a prostitute - One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed. Grandma didn't know her occupation and stopped to say hi. She asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said "How the heck do you do this at your age?" She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck' em dry!" __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

09-05-2006, 11:59 AM	#2
Gio Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 804 Images: 8	Ewwww. G-MILFS. __________________ Blow you up.

09-05-2006, 08:15 PM	#4
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,137	WOW, that's sick!!!! ewwwwwwww __________________ Guns: they are like baseball cards except they are cool and you can kill things with em. -Billy

09-05-2006, 08:38 PM	#5
Joey l mur Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 334 Images: 1	Ha Ha Thanks Ox I needed that to day.

09-05-2006, 04:12 PM	#3
burd1959 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: burton michigan Posts: 606	nasty boy ox lol

09-05-2006, 09:34 PM	#6
PosterboyUSMC Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Jacksonville, North Carolina Posts: 59 Images: 4	If that's not a good bar joke, I don't know what is. hahaha good one man.