09-15-2006, 05:40 AM
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|  The Bar A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar: ------------------------------------- | Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 | | Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 | | Hand Job: $10.00 | ------------------------------------- Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
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09-15-2006, 07:49 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR
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| Hahaha, thats funny
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