The Chicken and the Horse

Oxford · 11-08-2006, 09:08 PM

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved
to play together. One day when they were playing, the horse
fell into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to
go get the farmer for help. Off the chicken ran back to
the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for
the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town on
the tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied th e farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with
a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's
life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see
The chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get
a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's
bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid
of the powerful bike, rescued the horse.

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the
farm house, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The close friendship between this wise pair was firmly
cemented: Best Buddies -- Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit. Soon he,
too, began to sink, and cried out to the horse to save his
life. The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled
the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to
grab hold of his "hangy-down-thing" and he would lift him
out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up
and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story? [Yep, there is a moral.]

"When You're Hung Like A Horse you Don't Need A Harley
To Pick Up Chicks!"

troy2000 · 11-08-2006, 10:21 PM

God may not get you for that one, but I'm sure someone will..;.

Oxford · 11-08-2006, 10:25 PM

Maybe the chicken moderator will modify my post. Or will it be the horse moderator?

.22guy · 11-08-2006, 10:33 PM

Wow, that's all I can say.....

Rookie_Rover · 11-09-2006, 03:14 AM

That joke is soooooo bad, it is actually pretty good. Congrats Ox, you made a joke that almost circled the joke globe!!!

Big Dog · 11-09-2006, 05:38 AM

I suppose it might offend a Harley owner - but I'm not a Harley owner! Good one, Ox!

bigr · 11-13-2006, 04:48 PM

Yeah,Oxford that was that was clever!

at4rxj · 11-13-2006, 05:51 PM

lol

that's good

11-08-2006, 09:08 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,063 Blog Entries: 4	The Chicken and the Horse On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day when they were playing, the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help. Off the chicken ran back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town on the tractor. Running around, the chicken spied th e farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see The chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse. Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farm house, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The close friendship between this wise pair was firmly cemented: Best Buddies -- Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit. Soon he, too, began to sink, and cried out to the horse to save his life. The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab hold of his "hangy-down-thing" and he would lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story? [Yep, there is a moral.] "When You're Hung Like A Horse you Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!" __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

11-08-2006, 10:25 PM	#3
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,063 Blog Entries: 4	Maybe the chicken moderator will modify my post. Or will it be the horse moderator? __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

11-09-2006, 03:14 AM	#5
Rookie_Rover Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Western Tennessee. Posts: 297	That joke is soooooo bad, it is actually pretty good. Congrats Ox, you made a joke that almost circled the joke globe!!! __________________ Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself – Twain.

11-09-2006, 05:38 AM	#6
Big Dog Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 12,806	I suppose it might offend a Harley owner - but I'm not a Harley owner! Good one, Ox! __________________ "A bold spirit embiggens the smallest man!" Jebediah Springfield

11-08-2006, 10:21 PM	#2
troy2000 Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southern California Posts: 14,554	God may not get you for that one, but I'm sure someone will..;.

11-08-2006, 10:33 PM	#4
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,200	Wow, that's all I can say.....

11-13-2006, 04:48 PM	#7
bigr Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 4	Yeah,Oxford that was that was clever!

11-13-2006, 05:51 PM	#8
at4rxj Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,099	lol that's good