dust cloud

Apollyon67 · 11-10-2006, 08:55 PM

One morning a Oxford took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's
'Miracle Grow'."

ash · 11-11-2006, 01:22 PM

So that's what that stuff was.

Err umm forget I said that!!!

Oxford · 11-13-2006, 09:51 AM

That's better than what Apollyon67 does. He puts Viagra pills in his shorts for the same reason.

Chris · 11-13-2006, 10:07 AM

ROTFLOL

That was great!

jerry · 11-13-2006, 12:01 PM

Funny,

I was at the gun store the other day. A guy was kust getting is brand new single shot slug gun off layaway. He opened it, looked at the store clerk and said "It's a little stiff" I look over at him without missing a beat and say "If it stays that way for longer than 4 hours, see a gunsmith"

Well, he did not get it at all. The gun shop associate did though. I kinda thought it was funny.

Apollyon67 · 11-13-2006, 09:41 PM

good one Jerry. He probably got it in the car later and the people around him thought he was nuts for laughing by himself.

Oxford · 11-14-2006, 12:16 PM

Good quip, Jerry.

11-10-2006, 08:55 PM	#1
Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,240 Images: 17	dust cloud One morning a Oxford took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'." __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin

11-13-2006, 09:51 AM	#3
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,098 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 4	That's better than what Apollyon67 does. He puts Viagra pills in his shorts for the same reason. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

11-13-2006, 10:07 AM	#4
Chris Site Founder Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 4,494 Images: 19 Blog Entries: 27	ROTFLOL That was great! __________________ Rules \| Contributing Members No one has the right to deny my personal safety Please be descriptive in your thread titles! NRA Life Member

11-13-2006, 09:41 PM	#6
Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,240 Images: 17	good one Jerry. He probably got it in the car later and the people around him thought he was nuts for laughing by himself. __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin

11-14-2006, 12:16 PM	#7
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,098 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 4	Good quip, Jerry. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

11-11-2006, 01:22 PM	#2
ash Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: En route Posts: 930 Images: 3	So that's what that stuff was. Err umm forget I said that!!!

11-13-2006, 12:01 PM	#5
jerry Short Time Shirt Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 13,226 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	Funny, I was at the gun store the other day. A guy was kust getting is brand new single shot slug gun off layaway. He opened it, looked at the store clerk and said "It's a little stiff" I look over at him without missing a beat and say "If it stays that way for longer than 4 hours, see a gunsmith" Well, he did not get it at all. The gun shop associate did though. I kinda thought it was funny.