The Cow is dead.....

Mooseman684 · 02-02-2007, 01:46 PM

Senator Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along
a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed
in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it, but couldn't.
The aged bovine was struck and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain
to the owners what had happened.
She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car
with his clothes in disarray.
He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in
one hand, a rare Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling
happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you," asked Hillary?

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar,
the wife gave me the wine and their beautiful twin daughters
made mad passionate love to me!"

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said,
I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.

The rest happened so fast, I couldn't stop it."

Midas · 02-02-2007, 01:48 PM

Nothing like poking a litle fun at the world's most evil woman

Beer Forever · 02-02-2007, 02:34 PM

I hope you never run out of Hillary jokes.

02-02-2007, 01:46 PM	#1
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 9,637 Images: 2	The Cow is dead..... Senator Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it, but couldn't. The aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What happened to you," asked Hillary? "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, the wife gave me the wine and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me!" "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast, I couldn't stop it." __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

02-02-2007, 02:34 PM	#3
Beer Forever Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 2,714	I hope you never run out of Hillary jokes. __________________ Paramedic sks forever

02-02-2007, 01:48 PM	#2
Midas Troll B' Gone Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Springdale, Arkansas Posts: 3,788 Images: 2 Blog Entries: 6	Nothing like poking a litle fun at the world's most evil woman