02-12-2007, 03:17 PM
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| Resident Armed Liberal   | Bar Joke nr 3?
A stranger walks into the Rooftop Lounge of a big high-rise, and orders a drink. There's another guy sitting there, and they start shooting the bull about nothing in particular. Eventually the guy says, "watch this." He walks over to the balcony, hops up onto the railing, and steps off. The stranger yells, drops his drink and runs over just in time to see him come swooping up from the other direction, and land back on the balcony. He asks, "how'd you DO that?!?" and the guy says, "it's easy. When the wind's blowing from the northeast like it is today, a draft swirls around that other building, hits this one and creates an updraft. Works every time...see?" He hops up onto the rail and steps off again. The stranger watches him drop about ten feet, then swing up and around the building, and a few seconds later he lands back on the balcony again. The stranger says, "I gotta try that. Here; hold my drink." He hops up onto the balcony, steps off, and the other guy sits back down and signals for a refill. The bartender brings the bottle over and tells him, "you know something, Superman? You're a real !!!-hole when you've been drinking..."
__________________ If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. -Anatole France Last edited by troy2000; 02-12-2007 at 10:23 PM. |
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