Knowing the difference between work and jail

Spurzmaker · 02-12-2007, 07:14 PM

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

Prison: You spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell
Work: you spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 cubicle

Prison: you get three meals a day full paid for
Work: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

Prison: You get time off for good behavior
Work: You get more work for good behavior

Prison: You can watch TV and play games
Work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games

Prison: They allow your family and friends to visit
Work: You aren't even suppose to speak to your family.

Prison: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
Work: You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Prison: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
Work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

Last but not least...

Prison: You get your own toilet
Work: you have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat!!

IS THERE SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THE PICTURE?

Now, get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails!!!

.22guy · 02-12-2007, 08:37 PM

Jeez, ain't this the truth!

Joey l mur · 02-13-2007, 06:18 AM

In prison: You get screwed.
At work: You are screwed.

02-12-2007, 07:14 PM	#1
Spurzmaker Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: San Luis Valley Colorado Posts: 313 Images: 2	Knowing the difference between work and jail Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. Prison: You spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell Work: you spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 cubicle Prison: you get three meals a day full paid for Work: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. Prison: You get time off for good behavior Work: You get more work for good behavior Prison: You can watch TV and play games Work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games Prison: They allow your family and friends to visit Work: You aren't even suppose to speak to your family. Prison: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. Work: You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. Prison: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out Work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. Last but not least... Prison: You get your own toilet Work: you have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat!! IS THERE SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THE PICTURE? Now, get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails!!! Last edited by Spurzmaker; 02-12-2007 at 07:16 PM.

02-13-2007, 06:18 AM	#3
Joey l mur Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 334 Images: 1	You forgot about sex In prison: You get screwed. At work: You are screwed.

02-12-2007, 08:37 PM	#2
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,156	Jeez, ain't this the truth!