How to keep busy at work

bigandrich44 · 03-02-2007, 10:39 PM

I made this awesome BIC mechanical pencil thingy that shoots BB's. I used it today in school to annoy the teacher. She kept swatting at her hair thinking it was a fly. I sat chuckling in the background, I fired like 150 paper balls in 50 minutes. Any other suggestions on how to keep from being eaten by the monster of boredom?

.22guy · 03-03-2007, 12:06 AM

You are going to get arrested for possessing firearms and assault with a deadly weapon.

I'm joking, but I could actually see it happening.

chrish · 03-03-2007, 12:36 AM

ME too,.
id go with a soft air gun with auto or paintball gun and shoot her with a whole load of pellets, then tell us the news link to see your picture in the paper.
youve got to get more control on your bordem man your one inch from being in detetion hall for the rest of your life so stop it, i say it because i care, doing anything to a teacher nowdays means bad things to your parents as they pay for your actions good or bad,
i dont think your mom and dad have done you that much wrong to put them in jail for what youve done so DONT DO THOSE THINGS. family means the most and when you dont have that you have know one to back you up..
so go ahead and play games with the teacher youll regret it in the end,

BattleRifleG3 · 03-03-2007, 09:41 PM

Throwing any object in any setting is a much bigger deal than most school students can imagine.

A flying object is in many technical and legal documents described as a "missile". If it hits someone or some thing in the wrong place they can get more hurt than you could ever imagine and the responsibility for that would fall on you.

For example, if you throw a snowball at a vehicle and the driver loses control and dies, there are courts who would charge you for murder and may settle on manslaughter, and not involuntary manslaughter.

In my high school, in the previous milennium before metal detectors and banning bookbags, throwing any object at all was punishable by suspension, not just detention. I was almost done when school shootings started taking off and paranoia went sky high.

If drawing a picture of a firearm will get a student in trouble, just imagine the consequences of having anything describable as ammunition even for a non-firearm.

Oh, and want some suggestions to avoid boredom? Pay attention in class. People not much older than you pay good money for an education not as different as you might think. Put the same effort into your high school education as a college student would who's paying for it, and you'll get something better than you may think and for free.

Oxford · 03-04-2007, 09:00 AM

All good advice above. Follow it or pay the consequences.

bigandrich44 · 03-04-2007, 05:06 PM

I'm not shooting BB's, got paper balls. Don't worry, I blame it on the guy next to me. He he he.

Midas · 03-04-2007, 05:44 PM

I come onto this website, and check on the day's happenings

ash · 03-04-2007, 11:09 PM

Only way I got through school was drawing.

On everything.

bigandrich44 · 03-05-2007, 06:57 AM

He he he. We had a kid here draw targets on the toilet after school. Every1 peed on it, then he had to wipe it off lol.

at4rxj · 03-05-2007, 09:02 AM

bigandrich, we used to take starbursts or gun and stick straightened-out staples through them (3 or 4) so that they looked like spiders. They, we'd throw them up and they stick onto the ceiling tiles.

great fun

Oxford · 03-05-2007, 09:22 AM

at4rxj...Re: the ceiling tile damages...I was a guy in charge of replacing all those damaged tiles. Got more expensive than you could imagine. Taxpayers complained about how expensive it was to operate school buildings...so you need to know that you caused a lot of people's taxes to be higher than necessary.

The most common place for ceiling damage was in the cafeteria. Food and other objects like forks regularly found their way up there.

03-02-2007, 10:39 PM	#1
bigandrich44 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,013	How to keep busy at work I made this awesome BIC mechanical pencil thingy that shoots BB's. I used it today in school to annoy the teacher. She kept swatting at her hair thinking it was a fly. I sat chuckling in the background, I fired like 150 paper balls in 50 minutes. Any other suggestions on how to keep from being eaten by the monster of boredom? Last edited by bigandrich44; 03-04-2007 at 05:24 PM.

03-03-2007, 12:06 AM	#2
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,157	You are going to get arrested for possessing firearms and assault with a deadly weapon. I'm joking, but I could actually see it happening. __________________ Guns: they are like baseball cards except they are cool and you can kill things with em. -Billy

03-03-2007, 09:41 PM	#4
BattleRifleG3 Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Western PA Posts: 11,401 Images: 13	Throwing any object in any setting is a much bigger deal than most school students can imagine. A flying object is in many technical and legal documents described as a "missile". If it hits someone or some thing in the wrong place they can get more hurt than you could ever imagine and the responsibility for that would fall on you. For example, if you throw a snowball at a vehicle and the driver loses control and dies, there are courts who would charge you for murder and may settle on manslaughter, and not involuntary manslaughter. In my high school, in the previous milennium before metal detectors and banning bookbags, throwing any object at all was punishable by suspension, not just detention. I was almost done when school shootings started taking off and paranoia went sky high. If drawing a picture of a firearm will get a student in trouble, just imagine the consequences of having anything describable as ammunition even for a non-firearm. Oh, and want some suggestions to avoid boredom? Pay attention in class. People not much older than you pay good money for an education not as different as you might think. Put the same effort into your high school education as a college student would who's paying for it, and you'll get something better than you may think and for free. __________________ Trust is earned, not... GIVEN away. - Worf Last edited by BattleRifleG3; 03-03-2007 at 09:43 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

03-04-2007, 09:00 AM	#5
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	All good advice above. Follow it or pay the consequences. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

03-05-2007, 06:57 AM	#9
bigandrich44 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,013	He he he. We had a kid here draw targets on the toilet after school. Every1 peed on it, then he had to wipe it off lol. __________________ http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/1...eehobosig9.png

03-03-2007, 12:36 AM	#3
chrish Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: IOWA Posts: 373	ME too,. id go with a soft air gun with auto or paintball gun and shoot her with a whole load of pellets, then tell us the news link to see your picture in the paper. youve got to get more control on your bordem man your one inch from being in detetion hall for the rest of your life so stop it, i say it because i care, doing anything to a teacher nowdays means bad things to your parents as they pay for your actions good or bad, i dont think your mom and dad have done you that much wrong to put them in jail for what youve done so DONT DO THOSE THINGS. family means the most and when you dont have that you have know one to back you up.. so go ahead and play games with the teacher youll regret it in the end,

03-04-2007, 05:06 PM	#6
bigandrich44 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,013	I'm not shooting BB's, got paper balls. Don't worry, I blame it on the guy next to me. He he he.

03-04-2007, 05:44 PM	#7
Midas Troll B' Gone Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Springdale, Arkansas Posts: 3,806 Images: 2 Blog Entries: 6	I come onto this website, and check on the day's happenings

03-04-2007, 11:09 PM	#8
ash Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Maryland Posts: 934 Images: 3	Only way I got through school was drawing. On everything.

03-05-2007, 09:02 AM	#10
at4rxj Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 856 Images: 10	bigandrich, we used to take starbursts or gun and stick straightened-out staples through them (3 or 4) so that they looked like spiders. They, we'd throw them up and they stick onto the ceiling tiles. great fun

03-05-2007, 09:22 AM	#11
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	at4rxj...Re: the ceiling tile damages...I was a guy in charge of replacing all those damaged tiles. Got more expensive than you could imagine. Taxpayers complained about how expensive it was to operate school buildings...so you need to know that you caused a lot of people's taxes to be higher than necessary. The most common place for ceiling damage was in the cafeteria. Food and other objects like forks regularly found their way up there. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".