24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

Apollyon67 · 03-14-2007, 01:52 PM

Tips from Ash.

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, !!!! motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

ash · 03-14-2007, 03:25 PM

I never specified you had to be on an elevator.

just_a_car · 03-14-2007, 05:17 PM

I remember this going around back in my freshman year in high school... 1996 for all that didn't know.

There are quite a few missing. I could go and find it, but it would take some effort.

I do remember one of my favorites that missing, though:

Stand 'at-rest', looking straight forward, and hum "Do You Know The Muffin Man" for at least two verses, go silent, turn to another passenger and ask, creepily, "Do Youuuu know the muffin man?", go back to rest, looking forward, and continue humming. See how long it takes the person to get off.

Midas · 03-14-2007, 05:29 PM

Apollyon67 · 03-14-2007, 08:32 PM

Oh, well that makes more fun then. I am gonna try a few at the Courthouse tommorow then.

wolverine · 03-22-2007, 06:48 PM

Fart and let the hilarity ensue. this works especially well on long express elevators.

SW

ArkansasHunter · 03-24-2007, 09:40 PM

Try this. While walking up to an elevator full of people start scratching your BUTT ferociously and when you enter the eleavator thrust out your fingers and exclaim.
You wanta smell something strange. teeheehee

Oxford · 03-24-2007, 10:41 PM

Which nuthouse elevator was used for these actions?

03-14-2007, 01:52 PM	#1
Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,235 Images: 17	24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator Tips from Ash. 24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, !!!! motion sickness!" 11. Meow occasionally. 12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 17. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. 24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on. __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin

03-14-2007, 05:17 PM	#3
just_a_car Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Edmonds, WA Posts: 3,521	I remember this going around back in my freshman year in high school... 1996 for all that didn't know. There are quite a few missing. I could go and find it, but it would take some effort. I do remember one of my favorites that missing, though: Stand 'at-rest', looking straight forward, and hum "Do You Know The Muffin Man" for at least two verses, go silent, turn to another passenger and ask, creepily, "Do Youuuu know the muffin man?", go back to rest, looking forward, and continue humming. See how long it takes the person to get off. Last edited by just_a_car; 03-14-2007 at 08:37 PM. Reason: typo

03-14-2007, 05:29 PM	#4
Midas Troll B' Gone Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Springdale, Arkansas Posts: 3,800 Images: 2 Blog Entries: 6	lol __________________ "Recoil lasts for a second, gravity lasts forever"

03-14-2007, 08:32 PM	#5
Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,235 Images: 17	Oh, well that makes more fun then. I am gonna try a few at the Courthouse tommorow then. __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin

03-22-2007, 06:48 PM	#6
wolverine Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 132	Fart and let the hilarity ensue. this works especially well on long express elevators. SW __________________ http://snfwtp.blogspot.com/

03-14-2007, 03:25 PM	#2
ash Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Maryland Posts: 934 Images: 3	I never specified you had to be on an elevator.

03-24-2007, 09:40 PM	#7
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,690	Try this. While walking up to an elevator full of people start scratching your BUTT ferociously and when you enter the eleavator thrust out your fingers and exclaim. You wanta smell something strange. teeheehee

03-24-2007, 10:41 PM	#8
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	Which nuthouse elevator was used for these actions? __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".