Cure for a Cough !

Mooseman684 · 03-23-2007, 01:10 AM

The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on his face. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here at 7 A.M. to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives." The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him-he's afraid to cough!"

Midas · 03-23-2007, 03:07 AM

lol, once again, the Humor Forum has given me inspiration

tbonecpk · 04-04-2007, 03:09 AM

lmfao ohh the cruel pranks I am devising because of this forum lol

just_a_car · 04-04-2007, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tbonecpk

lmfao ohh the cruel pranks I am devising because of this forum lol

Too bad you just missed April Fool's Day (Apr. 1st). Be a good one: replace something with laxatives or add laxatives to a recipe.

Oh... gawd... Make doughnuts with laxatives in the batter, frost them and sell them as Krispy Kreme doughnuts in the dozen-boxes. You know people don't eat just one of those bastiches!

tbonecpk · 04-04-2007, 12:10 PM

yeah I know....... lol or get a box of cocoa lax and make some chocolate chip cookies

bigandrich44 · 04-07-2007, 04:36 PM

rofl. you guys crack me up......

Thunder-223 · 04-14-2007, 05:29 AM

do that with krispy kremes and every dunny between sydney and brisbane will be full of lindsay drivers

ArkansasHunter · 04-14-2007, 09:02 AM

In my dateing years long ago we would take a chiclet gum package and replace the gum with Finamint a chewable laxitive that looks just like chiclet gum.
We would give it to the girls which they thought was chewing gum, we would drive out into the country and after a while they would go to complaining that they had to get to a restroom.
We would just keep on driven, but we would eventualaly have to stop the car and let them run into the woods to unload.

troy2000 · 04-14-2007, 10:07 AM

You're just a romantic at heart, aren't you Arkansas?

ArkansasHunter · 04-14-2007, 10:51 AM

troy2000 sometimes we would drive off after they exited the car

Oxford · 04-14-2007, 05:34 PM

That's funny stuff above.

jack02 · 04-15-2007, 06:39 PM

Here is another cough joke from me, however I haven't wrote it.

John was a clerk in a small drugstore, but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last.
Just then a man came in coughing. He ask John for their best cough syrup. Try as he might John could not find the cough syrup. Remembering his boss' warning he sold the man a box of Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once. The customer did as John said and then walked outside and leaned against a lamp post.
Bob had seen the whole thing and came over to ask John what had transpired.
"He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn't find the dang cough syrup. So, I substituted Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once," John explained.
"Ex-Lax?!! That won't cure a cough!" Bob shouted angrily.
"Sure it will!" John said, pointing at the man leaning on the lamp post. "Just look at him. He's afraid to cough."

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prevacid is cool

ArkansasHunter · 04-16-2007, 10:19 AM

The version I heard was: BOB walks over to his next door neighbors house and knocks on the door and Ned the next door neighbor opens the door to find Bob his next door neighbor looking like death warmed over.
Ned exclaimes Bob ! you look horrable ! Are you sick ? whats wrong with you ?
Bob then begins to explain, I haven't slept in 3 days, I feel awfull and I can't stop coughing.
If I could just stop coughing, I know I'd feel much better.
Ned says Bob I got something in the cabinet here that'll stop that cough and with that Ned hands Bob this big bottle and says drink it all down.
So Bob turns the bottle up and drinks it's all and says to Ned thank you ! I sure hope it works and turned and went back home.
A little while later the neighbor from across the street knocks on Neds door.
Ned answears the door and the neihbor from across the street says Ned
step out side a minit, so Ned steps outside and the neighbor from across the street points in the direction of Bobs house and says Look over there at Bob.
Why you recon he's huggin that pine tree ? Ned says he's trying not to cough. What ! The neighbor from across the street exclaimes !
Yeah he came over a little while ago asking if I had something for a cough and I did'nt so I gave him a bottle of laxitive.
He ain't coughing is he.

p.s. the neighbor from across the street was named Ed.

03-23-2007, 01:10 AM	#1
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 10,401 Images: 2	Cure for a Cough ! The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on his face. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here at 7 A.M. to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives." The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him-he's afraid to cough!" __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

03-23-2007, 03:07 AM	#2
Midas Troll B' Gone Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Springdale, Arkansas Posts: 3,887 Images: 2 Blog Entries: 6	lol, once again, the Humor Forum has given me inspiration __________________ "Recoil lasts for a second, gravity lasts forever"

04-04-2007, 03:09 AM	#3
tbonecpk Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: San Diego Cal Posts: 1,590 Blog Entries: 2	lmfao ohh the cruel pranks I am devising because of this forum lol __________________ "Speak softly but carry a big stick" -Teddy Roosevelt

04-04-2007, 12:10 PM	#5
tbonecpk Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: San Diego Cal Posts: 1,590 Blog Entries: 2	yeah I know....... lol or get a box of cocoa lax and make some chocolate chip cookies __________________ "Speak softly but carry a big stick" -Teddy Roosevelt Last edited by tbonecpk; 04-04-2007 at 12:13 PM.

04-07-2007, 04:36 PM	#6
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04-14-2007, 05:29 AM	#7
Thunder-223 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Bowra N.S.W Australia Posts: 136	do that with krispy kremes and every dunny between sydney and brisbane will be full of lindsay drivers

04-14-2007, 09:02 AM	#8
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,912	In my dateing years long ago we would take a chiclet gum package and replace the gum with Finamint a chewable laxitive that looks just like chiclet gum. We would give it to the girls which they thought was chewing gum, we would drive out into the country and after a while they would go to complaining that they had to get to a restroom. We would just keep on driven, but we would eventualaly have to stop the car and let them run into the woods to unload.

04-14-2007, 10:07 AM	#9
troy2000 Resident Armed Liberal Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southern California Posts: 9,929 Images: 9	You're just a romantic at heart, aren't you Arkansas? __________________ I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting you really believe what you just said. WF Buckley, Jr

04-14-2007, 10:51 AM	#10
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,912	troy2000 sometimes we would drive off after they exited the car

04-14-2007, 05:34 PM	#11
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,073 Blog Entries: 4	That's funny stuff above. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

04-15-2007, 06:39 PM	#12
jack02 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1	Cure For A Cough Here is another cough joke from me, however I haven't wrote it. John was a clerk in a small drugstore, but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last. Just then a man came in coughing. He ask John for their best cough syrup. Try as he might John could not find the cough syrup. Remembering his boss' warning he sold the man a box of Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once. The customer did as John said and then walked outside and leaned against a lamp post. Bob had seen the whole thing and came over to ask John what had transpired. "He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn't find the dang cough syrup. So, I substituted Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once," John explained. "Ex-Lax?!! That won't cure a cough!" Bob shouted angrily. "Sure it will!" John said, pointing at the man leaning on the lamp post. "Just look at him. He's afraid to cough." ---------------------------------- prevacid is cool

04-16-2007, 10:19 AM	#13
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,912	The version I heard was: BOB walks over to his next door neighbors house and knocks on the door and Ned the next door neighbor opens the door to find Bob his next door neighbor looking like death warmed over. Ned exclaimes Bob ! you look horrable ! Are you sick ? whats wrong with you ? Bob then begins to explain, I haven't slept in 3 days, I feel awfull and I can't stop coughing. If I could just stop coughing, I know I'd feel much better. Ned says Bob I got something in the cabinet here that'll stop that cough and with that Ned hands Bob this big bottle and says drink it all down. So Bob turns the bottle up and drinks it's all and says to Ned thank you ! I sure hope it works and turned and went back home. A little while later the neighbor from across the street knocks on Neds door. Ned answears the door and the neihbor from across the street says Ned step out side a minit, so Ned steps outside and the neighbor from across the street points in the direction of Bobs house and says Look over there at Bob. Why you recon he's huggin that pine tree ? Ned says he's trying not to cough. What ! The neighbor from across the street exclaimes ! Yeah he came over a little while ago asking if I had something for a cough and I did'nt so I gave him a bottle of laxitive. He ain't coughing is he. p.s. the neighbor from across the street was named Ed.