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Old 05-06-2007, 09:22 PM   #1
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Wink History Exam

DON'T CHEAT AND LOOK AT THE BOTTOM FOR THE ANSWERS!!!
History Exam...

Everyone over 40 should have a pretty easy time at this exam.
If you are under 40 you can claim a handicap.

This is a History Exam for those who don't mind seeing how
much they really remember about what went on in their life.
Get paper and pencil and number from 1 to 20.


NUMBER 1-20, Write the letter of each answer and score at the
end. Then, best of all, before you pass this test on, put your
score in the subject line, send to friends AND HAVE FUN!!!!

1. In the 1940's, where were automobile headlight dimmer
switches located?

a. On the floor shift knob

b. On the floor board, to the left of the clutch

c. Next to the horn


2. The bottle top of a Royal Crown Cola bottle had holes in it.
For what was it used?

a. Capture lightning bugs

b. To sprinkle clothes before ironing

c. Large salt shaker


3. Why was having milk delivered a problem in northern winters?

a. Cows got cold and wouldn't produce milk

b. Ice on highways forced delivery by dog sled

c. Milkmen left deliveries outside of front doors and milk would
freeze, expanding and pushing up the cardboard bottle top.


4. What was the popular chewing gum named for a game of chance?

a. Blackjack

b. Gin

c. Craps!


5. What method did women use to look as if they were wearing
stockings when none were available due to rationing during
W.W.II?

a. Suntan

b. Leg painting

c. Wearing slacks


6. What postwar car turned automotive design on its ear when
you couldn't tell whether it was coming or going?

a. Studebaker

b. Nash Metro

c. Tucker


7. Which was a popular candy when you were a kid?

a. Strips of dried peanut butter

b. Chocolate licorice bars

c. Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside


8. How was Butch wax used?

a. To stiffen a flat-top haircut so it stood up

b. To make floors shiny and prevent scuffing

c. On the wheels of roller skates to prevent rust


9. Before inline skates, how did you keep your roller skates
attached to your shoes?

a. With clamps, tightened by a skate key

b. Woven straps that crossed the foot

c. Long pieces of twine


10. As a kid, what was considered the best way to reach a decision?

a. Consider all the facts

b. Ask Mom

c. Eeny-meeny-miney-mo


11. What was the most dreaded disease in the 1940's-50's?

a. Smallpox

b. AIDS

c. Polio


12. "I'll be down to get you in a ________, Honey"

a. SUV

b. Taxi

c. Streetcar


13. What was the name of Caroline Kennedy's pet pony?

a. Old Blue

b. Paint

c. Macaroni


14. What was a Duck-and-Cover Drill?

a. Part of the game of hide and seek

b. What you did when your Mom called you in to do chores

c. Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your arms
in an A-bomb drill.


15. What was the name of the Indian Princess on the Howdy
Doody show?

a. Princess Summerfallwinterspring

b. Princess Sacajawea

c. Princess Moonshadow


16. What did all the really savvy students do when mimeographed
tests were handed out in school?

a. Immediately sniffed the purple ink, as this was believed to get
you high

b. Made paper airplanes to see who could sail theirs out the window

c. Wrote another pupil’s name on the top, to avoid their failure


17. Why did your Mom shop in stores that gave Green Stamps with
purchases?

a. To keep you out of mischief by licking the backs, which tasted like bubble gum

b. They could be put in special books and redeemed for various
household items

c. They were given to the kids to be used as stick-on tattoos


18. Praise the Lord, and pass the _________?

a. Meatballs

b. Dames

c. Ammunition


19. What was the name of the singing group that made the song
"Cabdriver" a hit?

a. The Ink Spots

b. The Supremes

c. The Esquires


20. Who left his heart in San Francisco?

a. Tony Bennett

b. Xavier Cugat

c. George Gershwin


ANSWERS (Scroll down)















1. b) On the floor, to the left of the clutch. Hand controls,
popular in Europe, took till the late '60's to catch on.

2. b) To sprinkle clothes before ironing. Who had a steam iron?

3. c) Cold weather caused the milk to freeze and expand, popping
the bottle top.

4. a) Blackjack Gum.

5. b) Special makeup was applied, followed by drawing a seam
down the back of the leg with eyebrow pencil.

6. a) 1946 Studebaker.

7. c) Wax coke bottles containing super-sweet colored water.

8 a) Wax for your flat top (butch) haircut.

9. a) With clamps, tightened by a skate key, which you wore on
a shoestring around your neck.

10. c) Eeny-meeny-miney-mo.

11. c) Polio. In beginning of August, swimming pools were closed;
movies and other public gathering places were closed to try to
prevent spread of the disease.

12. b) Taxi. Better be ready by half-past eight!

13. c) Macaroni.

14. c) Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your
arms in an A-bomb drill.

15. a) Princess Summerfallwinterspring. She was another puppet.

16. a) Immediately sniffed the purple ink to get a high.

17. b) Put in a special stamp book, they could be traded for
household items at the Green Stamp store.

18. c) Ammunition, and we'll all be free.

19. a) The widely famous 50's group: The Inkspots.

20. a) Tony Bennett, and he sounds just as good today..

SCORING

17- 20 correct: You are older than dirt, and obviously gifted
with mental abilities. Now if you could only find your glasses.
Definitely someone who should share your wisdom!

12 -16 correct: Not quite dirt yet, but you're getting there.

0 -11 correct: You are not old enough to share the wisdom of your experiences.
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Old 05-06-2007, 09:48 PM   #2
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I missed 6, 8, 9, 12, 15, 18, and 19, for a grand total of 13 correct....

and I was born in Dec. 1981.
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Old 05-06-2007, 10:21 PM   #3
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17 correct, I missed 4, 13 and 19.
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Old 05-06-2007, 11:00 PM   #4
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Wow, I didn't know many of those. A few were common sense. Guess I'm not old enough.
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Old 05-06-2007, 11:15 PM   #5
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I missed 6,and 18. 18 correct. My wife tells me all the time that I'm older than dirt. So I guess I just confirmed it. I was birthed in '65.

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Old 05-07-2007, 12:06 AM   #6
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Dang! I missed #11. I was born in '65 as well but I am the baby of the family.
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Old 05-07-2007, 12:39 AM   #7
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Waitaminute; I distinctly remember the words to #12 being,
"I'll be down to get you in a WHEELBARROW, honey,
A taxi costs too dang much money..."

The Studebaker in #6 was before I was born (1949); the only thing I remember about Caroline Kennedy (#13) was that she came downstairs one day crying because she couldn't find her doll (it was on the front page of the newspaper; how ridiculous was that?); and I never watched the Howdy Doody Show a day in my life (#15); we didn't get a television until I was a teenager.

So that's what, 16 out of 20? Pooh...ask me about the 60's, and I'll prove my age by missing almost all of them. You know the old saying: "If you don't remember the '60's, you were there."
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Old 05-07-2007, 07:28 AM   #8
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I got one wrong #5,and me being a leg man.

"I'll be down to get you in a WHEELBARROW honey,was a spin-off of the original,and sung by Louie "Prima?"i think that's the spelling.
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Old 05-07-2007, 11:02 AM   #9
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lol I guess I can somewhat talk to you ol timers got 12 correct and bein 19 lol

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Old 05-07-2007, 11:36 AM   #10
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lol I guess I can somewhat talk to you ol timers got 12 correct and bein 19 lol

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Sounds like you and I have some similar intuitions, tbonecpk, since I got 13 and I'm 25.
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Old 05-07-2007, 11:57 AM   #11
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I missed 15 & 18. I guessed #20 and got it right ! 52 years old ain't old is it ?...Now where did I leave my cane...A.H

p.s. uncle red you and toolman made me feel old when yall said you were birthed in 65.
I was farted out in 54............

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Old 05-07-2007, 01:45 PM   #12
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lol JAC I guess we do!
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Old 05-07-2007, 02:51 PM   #13
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:57 PM   #14
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Old 05-20-2007, 05:10 PM   #15
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I got 16 right.

I missed 5 because I was born a few years after WWII, and 8 because I have never had a flat top haircut.

I had no idea what the right answer to 12 might be, but I should have known the answer to 20.


BTW, when I was a kid we collected and redeemed Top Value Stamps (the yellow ones) as well as S&H Green Stamps!

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I only missed number 6.
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17 right- missed 3 Dang it I'm older than dirt but I'm a kid at heart.....
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Nanny Nanny Boo Boo I got 18! Now where the heck did I put that keyboard?
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Missed 2 And yes, older than dirt fits well.
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Missed #6 but then I was only four when that model came out provided it came out in the fall of 1945. I believe that was when the "new" models were introduced back then.
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