no job john and a paint can

t53joe · 05-18-2007, 06:10 PM

hello again all

KNOW THE SAYING THAT TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION, WELL SOMETIMES TRUTH IS FUNNIER!!

IT WAS FALL 1986, I WAS FRESH OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL 19 YEARS OLD AND OF COURSE I THOUGHT I KNEW EVERYTHING( I DIDNT). I GOT A JOB WITH A HVACR COMPANY DOING AIR CONDITIONING INSTALLS AND REPAIRS I WAS A HELPER, WE WENT TO A LITTLE PLACE IN NJ TO A NEW HOME TO PUT DUCT WORK IN, I HAD TO TAKE A DUMP AND WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT NO JOB JOHN!!! AND EVEN WORSE NO WATER OR TOILET IN THE HOUSE!! I TOLD MY FOREMAN ABOUT IT AND HE SAID IN THE TRUCK IS ROLL OF TOILET PAPER GO TO THE DUMP PILE AND GET A PAINT CAN, I SAID WHAT?? I WAS THE NEW GUY AND AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS KIDDING HE WASNT, SO I FOUND A PLACE TO HIDE AND LOADED UP THAT CAN!! THEN I WENT BACK TO THE PILE WHEN I WAS DONE I CLOSED UP THE PAINT CAN AND THROUGH IT ON THE PILE NOT GIVING IT A SECOND THOUGHT, THE NEXT DAY IN THE AFTERNOON AT ABOUT QUITING TIME MY TWO FRIENDS I WAS WITH ON THE JOB THE DAY I USED THE CAN WERE GIGGLING AT ME SO I SAID OK I'LL BITE WHATS SO FUNNY?? THEY SAID AT LUNCH TIME SOME PAINTERS CAME AND ONE PICKED MY CAN TO CLEAN SOME BRUSHES IN, MY FRIENDS SAID TO EACH OTHER HES NOT GONNA DO WHAT I THINK HE IS?? YUP HE IS!!!, THEY SAID HE OPENED IT UP AND WENT INTO A FIT OF RAGE SOME DIRTY!@#$%^& TOOK A *&#@! IN THIS CAN!! THERE WERE SO MANY CANS ON THAT PILE BUT HE PICKED MINE >> POOR SAP AND WHATS EVEN MORE FUNNY IT WAS UNINTENTIONAL HOPE YOU LIKE IT> YOUR FRIEND JOE

billy · 05-18-2007, 06:15 PM

i liked it

JoeLee · 05-18-2007, 06:25 PM

Mad ....... in Spackle buckets did it to me more then once.

Zephri · 05-18-2007, 06:25 PM

It would be really funny if the guy had no sense of smell and painted somthing with that can!

Oxford · 05-19-2007, 09:44 AM

Very funny experience. I'm still LMAO.

dceptiv240 · 05-19-2007, 09:52 AM

so your saying he got sh it canned?

samuel · 05-19-2007, 10:15 AM

The democrats dont realise how hard it is for construction workers to keep up wirh the call of nature.If they did I am sure they would pass another law that wouldnt work allowing time off for it.(and a tax).You even made an old timer laugh. samuel.

05-18-2007, 06:10 PM	#1
t53joe Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: allentown pa Posts: 84	no job john and a paint can hello again all KNOW THE SAYING THAT TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION, WELL SOMETIMES TRUTH IS FUNNIER!! IT WAS FALL 1986, I WAS FRESH OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL 19 YEARS OLD AND OF COURSE I THOUGHT I KNEW EVERYTHING( I DIDNT). I GOT A JOB WITH A HVACR COMPANY DOING AIR CONDITIONING INSTALLS AND REPAIRS I WAS A HELPER, WE WENT TO A LITTLE PLACE IN NJ TO A NEW HOME TO PUT DUCT WORK IN, I HAD TO TAKE A DUMP AND WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT NO JOB JOHN!!! AND EVEN WORSE NO WATER OR TOILET IN THE HOUSE!! I TOLD MY FOREMAN ABOUT IT AND HE SAID IN THE TRUCK IS ROLL OF TOILET PAPER GO TO THE DUMP PILE AND GET A PAINT CAN, I SAID WHAT?? I WAS THE NEW GUY AND AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS KIDDING HE WASNT, SO I FOUND A PLACE TO HIDE AND LOADED UP THAT CAN!! THEN I WENT BACK TO THE PILE WHEN I WAS DONE I CLOSED UP THE PAINT CAN AND THROUGH IT ON THE PILE NOT GIVING IT A SECOND THOUGHT, THE NEXT DAY IN THE AFTERNOON AT ABOUT QUITING TIME MY TWO FRIENDS I WAS WITH ON THE JOB THE DAY I USED THE CAN WERE GIGGLING AT ME SO I SAID OK I'LL BITE WHATS SO FUNNY?? THEY SAID AT LUNCH TIME SOME PAINTERS CAME AND ONE PICKED MY CAN TO CLEAN SOME BRUSHES IN, MY FRIENDS SAID TO EACH OTHER HES NOT GONNA DO WHAT I THINK HE IS?? YUP HE IS!!!, THEY SAID HE OPENED IT UP AND WENT INTO A FIT OF RAGE SOME DIRTY!@#$%^& TOOK A *&#@! IN THIS CAN!! THERE WERE SO MANY CANS ON THAT PILE BUT HE PICKED MINE >> POOR SAP AND WHATS EVEN MORE FUNNY IT WAS UNINTENTIONAL HOPE YOU LIKE IT> YOUR FRIEND JOE

05-18-2007, 06:15 PM	#2
billy spiritual counselor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 12,106 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 146	i liked it __________________

05-18-2007, 06:25 PM	#4
Zephri Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Indianapolis, IN. "The city where nothing happens." Posts: 1,088 Blog Entries: 6	It would be really funny if the guy had no sense of smell and painted somthing with that can! __________________ "All rifles need a sharp pointy object on the end!" http://s96.photobucket.com/albums/l195/zephri/

05-19-2007, 09:44 AM	#5
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	Very funny experience. I'm still LMAO. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

05-19-2007, 09:52 AM	#6
dceptiv240 Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: south ALABAMA Posts: 260	so your saying he got sh it canned? __________________ ________[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Ruger Redhawk .44 mag w/Simmons 2-6x32 "FREEDOM SHOULD APPLY TO EVERYTHING, AND EVERYONE!"

05-18-2007, 06:25 PM	#3
JoeLee Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: North New York State. Posts: 1,241	Mad ....... in Spackle buckets did it to me more then once.

05-19-2007, 10:15 AM	#7
samuel Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,087	The democrats dont realise how hard it is for construction workers to keep up wirh the call of nature.If they did I am sure they would pass another law that wouldnt work allowing time off for it.(and a tax).You even made an old timer laugh. samuel.