07-01-2007, 11:06 AM
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| A Texas Air Traffic Control A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL You gotta love this one! Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R." Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!" Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great !!" Pause: Static............. Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! " Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?" Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!! Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear? |
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07-01-2007, 11:09 AM
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Ha ha ha. Thats a good one.
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07-01-2007, 12:37 PM
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That was goood chuckle LOL
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07-01-2007, 06:11 PM
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hahahahahaha
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07-02-2007, 08:03 AM
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Very nice!! ****************************************** All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing |
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