Sportsman's Double

JoeLee · 07-09-2007, 04:11 PM

I met an older woman at a club last night. She was OK for 57?, we drank a bit, talked a lot, and had a rather pleasant evening.

She asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

I asked her if it was some drink.

She said "No."

I asked her what it was then.

She told me it was the Holy Grail for men, a mother and daughter 3 some.

I said, "Definitely not."

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night and we went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mom, you still awake?"

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bigandrich44 · 07-09-2007, 04:40 PM

Heard it before, I think on here.

TexasT · 07-09-2007, 04:40 PM

um...eww

JoeLee · 07-09-2007, 04:55 PM

So I get no Star or cigar you've deflated me.

.22guy · 07-09-2007, 05:18 PM

Ewwwww........

Joelee, here's your cigar

Big Dog · 07-09-2007, 05:33 PM

Hey, just think of the sheer years of experience . . .

TexasT · 07-09-2007, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Dog

Hey, just think of the sheer years of experience . . .

Ewwww again!!!!

billy · 07-09-2007, 06:19 PM

i liked it!

.22guy · 07-09-2007, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Dog

Hey, just think of the sheer years of experience . . .

Well, I guess when you put it that way....

JoeLee · 07-09-2007, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Dog

Hey, just think of the sheer years of experience . . .

Big Dog, Joe B Lee,Jim Beam,and Bud Weiser in the past did it to it! I was just trying to pass it on,to people that don't know how,to do it to it.Guilty I'm not?

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Originally Posted by .22guy

Ewwwww........

Joelee, here's your cigar

.22guy,Thanks now another set of false teeth?$$$$$

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Originally Posted by billy

i liked it!

billy,Looks like we can get down and freaky with some woman now,lets do it!!

ICEMAN 357 · 07-09-2007, 07:09 PM

Bwahahaa!

Father Time · 07-09-2007, 08:53 PM

I used to really like older women. Now there's so few of them!

troy2000 · 07-09-2007, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Father Time

I used to really like older women. Now there's so few of them!

Good to see you stirring around on the forums now and then, Papa Time. How'd the move go?

ezearln · 07-09-2007, 11:32 PM

Like the tune goes "Older women make beautiful lovers!"

07-09-2007, 04:11 PM	#1
JoeLee Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: North New York State. Posts: 1,241	Sportsman's Double I met an older woman at a club last night. She was OK for 57?, we drank a bit, talked a lot, and had a rather pleasant evening. She asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double. I asked her if it was some drink. She said "No." I asked her what it was then. She told me it was the Holy Grail for men, a mother and daughter 3 some. I said, "Definitely not." We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night and we went back to her place. She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?" __________________

07-09-2007, 04:40 PM	#2
bigandrich44 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,013	Heard it before, I think on here. __________________ http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/1...eehobosig9.png

07-09-2007, 04:40 PM	#3
TexasT Mrs. HMFIC Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Everywhere you want to be. Posts: 4,254 Blog Entries: 16	um...eww __________________ I'm just a little bit caught in the middle. Life is a maze. Love is a riddle.

07-09-2007, 05:33 PM	#6
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,225	Hey, just think of the sheer years of experience . . . __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.

07-09-2007, 06:19 PM	#8
billy spiritual counselor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 12,358 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 146	i liked it! __________________

07-09-2007, 04:55 PM	#4
JoeLee Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: North New York State. Posts: 1,241	So I get no Star or cigar you've deflated me.

07-09-2007, 05:18 PM	#5
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,165	Ewwwww........ Joelee, here's your cigar

07-09-2007, 07:09 PM	#11
ICEMAN 357 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Missouri Ozarks Posts: 101	Bwahahaa!

07-09-2007, 08:53 PM	#12
Father Time Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Northern Michigan Posts: 374 Images: 2	I used to really like older women. Now there's so few of them! __________________ You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

07-09-2007, 11:32 PM	#14
ezearln Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas Hill Country Posts: 3,175	Like the tune goes "Older women make beautiful lovers!" __________________ "You can have my Freedom when I'm done with it!"